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In 1939, young Professor Bruttenholm destroyed Erzsebet Ondrushko, a female vampire who bathed in the blood of innocents to stay young. Now someone in upstate New York is trying to bring her back, and the elderly Professor Broom has decided to investigate it himself... (imdb)

On a winter's day, in the small rural community of Sam Dent, British Columbia, a school bus inexplicably crashes into a frozen lake, taking the lives of fourteen children and injuring many others. Shortly thereafter, Mitchell Stephens (Holm), a big city lawyer, comes to the community with promises to compensate its citizens for their loss. (Fine Line Films)

A dog looks to discover his purpose in life over the course of several lifetimes and owners.

Unhappy Larry Burrows sees what his life could've been like, had he made that winning home run as a teenager. (imdb)

Based on one of the most acclaimed novels in recent memory, Cold Mountain sets off on a true American odyssey through a time that saw some of the greatest ferocity -- and heroism -- the nation has ever known. (Miramax)

A barbarian named Kull unexpectedly becomes a king after an old king (whom Kull has just killed in a battle) gives his crown to him... (imdb)

Stand-up has never been this dangerous.

Brother Gokhan, Accountant Servet, Meatball Necmi and Del Piero Hikmet are released from prison on probation and they join group therapy in order to be reintegrated to society. (imdb)

It is the year 2003, and classes continue in the school of the old Hababam class in the Camlica private High School. The old school owner has died, and his lunatic son Bedri (Mehmet Ali Erbil) runs the school. In the school, the Hababam tradition continues, and the teachers are intimidated by the tricks of the class... (octaa.org)

A young cop must save the passengers of a bus that has a bomb set to explode if the bus goes below 50 MPH (imdb)