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A young newspaper writer returns to her hometown in the English countryside, where her childhood home is being prepped for sale.

Bride-to-be Finn Dodd hears tales of romance and sorrow from her elders as they construct a quilt. (imdb)

Young nobleman Orlando is commanded by Queen Elizabeth I to stay forever young. Miraculously, he does just that.

The story of a crime novelist (Downey Jr.) who, languishing in his hospital bed, occupies his time by mapping out a screenplay in his head about a cynical private investigator who doubles as a singer in a dance band. (Paramount Classics)

When an aspiring writer claims another man's long lost work as his own, the price he must pay is more than he could have ever imagined. (imdb)

Celestine, the chambermaid has new job on the country. The Monteils, were she works are a group of strange people... (imdb)

Kathryn Lasky's popular children's books are the inspiration for this captivating animated feature about Soren, a barn owl kidnapped from his peaceful forest home. His abductors bring him to an orphanage, where he must train to become a soldier. Despite the toil and hardships, Soren makes friends, and together the young birds attempt to escape.

Paul Blart is headed to Las Vegas to attend a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter, Maya, before she departs for college. While at the convention, he inadvertently discovers a heist -- and it's up to Blart to apprehend the criminals. (imdb)

Charlie competes with his fellow shop assistant. He is fired by the pawnbroker and rehired. He nearly destroys everything in the shop and and himself. He helps capture a burglar. He destroys a client's clock while examining it in detail. (imdb)

The magical action-adventures of a teenage girl who learns of her destiny as the legendary warrior Sailor Moon and must band together with the other Sailor Soldiers to defend the Earth and Galaxy. (imdb)