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Strange Brew
Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it. (imdb)
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Samurai Cop
A womanizing super samurai cop and his black side-kick go after the Yakuza.This film is bad..REALLY bad, it's also pretty damn funny. Matt Hannon stars as the samurai cop who looks more like a gay poolboy in the best movie of his long varied career of one film. Robert Z'dar (Maniac Cop) is the right-hand man of the bad guy. Definately a guilty pleasure movie with it's jaw-droppingly insanely stupid dialog, the horrible "action", the unneeded flamingly gay waiter. (imdb)
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All the Mornings of the World
It's late 17th century. The viola da gamba player Monsieur de Sainte Colombe comes home to find that his wife died while he was away. In his grief he builds a small house in his garden into wich he moves to dedicate his life to music and his two young daughters Madeleine and Toinette, avoiding the outside world. Rumor about him and his music is widespread, and even reaches to the court of Louis XIV, who wants him at his court in Lully's orchestra, but Monsieur de Sainte Colombe refuses... (www.imdb.com)
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Anvil! The Story of Anvil
At 14, best friends Robb Reiner and Lips made a pact to rock together forever. Their band, Anvil, hailed as the "demi-gods of Canadian metal, " influenced a musical generation that includes Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax, despite never hitting the big time. Following a calamitous European tour, Lips and Robb, now in their fifties, set off to record their 13th album in one last attempt to fulfill their boyhood dreams. (imdb)
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Arkangel
Arkangel (2017) - Season 4, Episode 2
Black Mirror - Season 4, Episode 2
After nearly losing her daughter, a mother invests in a new technology that allows her to keep track of her. (imdb)
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Pump Up the Volume
Mark (Christian Slater) runs a pirate radio station and causes an uproar when he speaks his mind and enthralls fellow teens. (imdb)
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Kisik ateste 15 dakika
Takes place in a french restaurant called "Le Chic" in Istanbul where many different people come together, and shows what happens in 15 minutes in the live of several people working or visiting this restaurant. (Yahoo! Movies)
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Another Cinderella Story
Mary Santiago (Selena Gomez) is a high school student who wants to become a dancer. Joey Parker (Drew Seeley) is a famous dancer who comes back to Mary's high school to finish his senior year. Trouble arises when Britt (Emily Perkins) and Bree (Katharine Isabelle) start getting jealous of Mary's connection with Joey.
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Strange World
The legendary Clades are a family of explorers whose differences threatened to topple their latest and most crucial mission (imdb.com).
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9
When 9 first comes to life, he finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world where all humans are gone, and it is only by chance that he discovers a small community of others like him taking refuge from machines that roam the earth intent on their extinction.
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