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Invisible Waves
After inadvertently killing his girlfriend, a man (Asano) flees Macau for Thailand in an attempt to cope with his guilt, and avoid possible arrest. But the relocation doesn't prevent his problems from following him, as his new friends could be potential enemies. (imdb)
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Set in the near-future, technology controls nearly all aspects of life. But when Grey, a self-identified technophobe, has his world turned upside down, his only hope for revenge is an experimental computer chip implant called Stem. (imdb)
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Diamonds Are Forever
007 goes to Las Vegas to investigate the disappearance of diamonds in transit and discovers the involvement of his enemy Blofeld.
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights
A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' in particular (imdb)
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Kanashimi no Beradona
Loosely based on the nineteenth-century classic "The Witch" by historian Jules Michelet, "Belladonna" tells the story of a young "everywoman" in a brutally repressive and exploitative feudal society; in her powerlessness she is gradually driven to ancient superstitions and satanic practices, and then accused, tortured and executed for witchcraft. (imdb.com)
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I Love to Singa
I Love to Singa (1936) - Short Film
A spoof of Al Jolson's "The Jazz Singer," a strict piano teaching owl is cursed with a son who "loves to singa," but only jazz. (imdb)
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Avanti!
Wendell (Lemmon) goes to Italy to pick up his father's body after an automobile accident (imdb)
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Stalingrad
A depiction of the brutal battle of Stalingrad, the Third Reich's 'high water mark', as seen through... (imdb)
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The Vagabond
The Vagabond (1916) - Short Film
After passing the hat and taking the donations intended for German street musicians Charlie heads for the country. Here he finds and rescues a girl from a band of gypsies. The girl falls in love with an artist whose portrait is later seen in a shop by the girl's real mother. The mother and the artist arrive in a chauffeured auto and offer Charlie money for his services, money which he rejects. (imdb)
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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
This show introduces the Special Victims Unit, a new elite squad of NYPD detectives who investigate sexually related crimes. (imdb)
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