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To Catch a Thief
Stars Cary Grant as a former thief suspected of a new series of crimes and Grace Kelly as the woman who romances him. (imdb)
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Metal: A Headbanger\
Sam sets out on a global journey to find out why this music has been consistently stereotyped, dismissed and condemned and yet is loved so passionately by its millions of fans. Along the way, Sam explores metals' obsession with some of life's most provacative subjects - sexuality, religion, violence and death - and discovers some things about the culture that even he can't defend. (imdb)
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The Ice Pirates
In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess... (imdb)
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I Spit on Your Grave 2
Katie is trying to make it in the cutthroat world of modeling. When she innocently accepts an offer to have new photos taken for her portfolio, the experience quickly turns into an unthinkable nightmare of rape, torture, and kidnapping. When a twist of fate finally frees her from her captors - beaten, battered, bruised, and broken, she will have to tap into the darkest places of the human psyche to not only survive her ordeal, but to ultimately find the strength to exact her brutal revenge. (imdb)
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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
Ilsa is an evil Nazi warden at a death camp that conducts "medical experiments". Ilsa's goal is to prove that woman can withstand more pain and suffering than men and therefore should be allowed to fight on the front lines. (imdb)
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Secuestrados
Three hooded Eastern-European criminals burst into a home in a Madrid gated community, holding the family hostage in its own home, and forcing the father to empty his credit cards. But the family fights back - brutally. (imdb)
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Late Spring
Somiya was an old widower with a daughter, named Noriko, mature for marriage but would rather live with her father... (imdb)
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Lemmy
A documentary on the life and career of revered heavy-metal musician Lemmy Kilmister.
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Oz
Oz (1997) - TV Series
A series chronicling the daily activities of an unusual prison facility and its criminal inhabitants. (imdb)
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Pee-wee\
The weirdo man-child goes on a cross-country trek in pursuit of his stolen beloved bike. (imdb)
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