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Big Ass Spider
A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampage the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed. (imdb)
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I Shot Andy Warhol
In 1968, mad, radical-feminist genius Valerie Solanas shot pop-art icon Andy Warhol, seriously wounding him. This film traces her bizarre life leading to that moment, including the writing of her "SCUM Manifesto," which decrees males biologically obsolete. (MGM)
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The Barber of Seville
Woody is standing outside the Seville Barber Shop looking at the ads. Wanting a "victory haircut", he decides to enter the shop only to find the owner has stepped out for a physical. Woody decides to cut his own hair ("I cut my own teeth") but unfortunately is mistaken for the owner when two other customers enter, one an Indian who wants a quick shampoo and the other, a construction worker who wants "the whole works" and, unfortunately, gets it. (imdb)
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Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
Lex Luthor uses the oncoming trajectory of a Kryptonite asteroid to frame Superman for the "pending destruction of the planet" and declares a $1 billion bounty on him and Batman.
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Three Thousand Years of Longing
A lonely scholar, on a trip to Istanbul, discovers a Djinn who offers her three wishes in exchange for his freedom. What she wants is love, but can and should he grant it to her? (imdb)
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Gerry
A friendship between two twenty-something men is tested to its very limits when they go on a hike in a desert and forget to bring any water or food with them. (imdb)
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Head Above Water
A prominent judge, his wife, her ex-lover, their neighbor and a dead body that complicates their lives. (imdb)
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Through a Glass Darkly
On an island, Karin, a recently released mentally sick young woman, is spending her vacation with her husband Martin... (imdb)
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My Little Eye
Five young people apply to live in an isolated house together for six months whilst their every move is filmed by numerous cameras. Each has their reason for wanting to be there - fame, money, adventure... (imdb)
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Semum
Terrifying Islamic myths and legends come together in a true story. Sometimes the demons of hell and Jinns come to the real world... and this time they have a good reason! (aol.com)
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