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Welcome to Collinwood
Five hapless inner-city low-lifes unsuccessfully attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but wind up gaining more than they lose.
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To Catch a Thief
Stars Cary Grant as a former thief suspected of a new series of crimes and Grace Kelly as the woman who romances him. (imdb)
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Failure to Launch
Tripp (McConaughey) has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other, but now, his desperate parents (Bradshaw, Bates) have had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams (Parker) to get him to move out of the house. (Paramount Pictures)
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Stage Beauty
Based in the 1660's of London's theatres, this film is about the rules of gender roles in theatre production... (imdb)
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The Bodyguard
A former Secret Service agent takes on the job of bodyguard to a pop singer, whose lifestyle is most unlike a President's. (imdb)
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Unfriended
While video chatting one night, six high school friends receive a Skype message from a classmate who killed herself exactly one year ago. A first they think it's a prank, but when the girl starts revealing the friends' darkest secrets, they realize they are dealing with something out of this world, something that wants them dead. Told entirely from a young girl's computer desktop, Cybernatural redefines 'found footage' for a new generation of teens. (imdb)
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Quantum Leap
Quantum Leap (1989) - TV Series
Scientist Sam Beckett finds himself trapped in time--"leaping" into the body of a different person in a different time period each week. (imdb)
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about "This Island Earth". (imdb)
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The Chase
The escape of Bubba Reeves from prison affects the inhabitants of a small Southern town. (imdb)
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Bad Lieutenant
Harvey Keitel portrays a New York City police lieutenant who takes advantage of his position in order to steal, take, and sell drugs, and who in addition has a major gambling problem. He investigates the rape of a nun, but is even more preoccupied with betting on the National League Championship Series between the New York Mets and the Los Angeles Dodgers. Between these two events, his life seems to be plunged in directions beyond his control.
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