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Ewan is a secret service agent faced with the task of pursuing and eliminating a suicide bomber and his terrorist cell. (imdb)

A young man stands before the camera holding a club in each hand, horizontal to the ground. He raises the heads of the two clubs in unison, by rotating the clubs without lifting his arms. The film then shows the same footage over again, at different speeds. (imdb)

Zombeavers is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin. (imdb)

A couple of high school grads spend one final night cruising the strip with their buddies before they go off to college. (imdb)

A scientist's invisible ray freezes Paris into immobility. (imdb)

Veronica Sawyer is a popular high school student who is part of the Heathers, a clique of three beautiful and ruthless girls. When Veronica meets Jason "J.D." Dean, a new student who is also a sociopath, they team up to murder the Heathers and make it look like suicides. But as their plans become more elaborate, Veronica begins to question J.D.'s motives and her own role in the killings.

Alchoholic former country singer Mac Sledge makes friends with a young widow and her son. The friendship enables him to find inspiration to resume his career. (imdb)

After she discovers that her boyfriend has betrayed her, Hilary O'Neil is looking for a new start and a new job. She begins to work as a private nurse for a young man suffering from blood cancer. Slowly, they fall in love, but they always know their love cannot last because he is destined to die. (imdb)

Based on the 1820 event, a whaling ship is preyed upon by a sperm whale, stranding its crew at sea for 90 days, thousands of miles from home. (imdb)

The curious, adventure-seeking, fourth grade group of boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, all join in in buffoonish adventures that sometimes evolve nothing. Sometimes something that was simple at the start, turns out to get out of control. Everything is odd in the small mountain town, South Park, and the boys always find something to do with it.