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Hondo
Army despatch rider Hondo Lane discovers a woman and her son living in the midst of warring Apaches, and he becomes their protector. (imdb)
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Civil War
In the near future, a team of journalists travel across the United States during a rapidly escalating civil war that has engulfed the entire nation. (imdb)
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The Round-Up
In Hungary, the national movement led by Kossuth has been crushed and the Austrian hegemony re-established, but partisans carry on with violent actions. In order to root out the guerilla, the army rounds up suspects and jails them in an isolated fort. The authorities do not have the identity of the guerilla leaders, who are supposed to be present among the prisoners. However, they know enough about some of the suspects to apply perfidious forms of coercion effectively. (imdb)
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Pee-wee\
The weirdo man-child goes on a cross-country trek in pursuit of his stolen beloved bike. (imdb)
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Look Who\
In this, the third film, it's the pets who do the talking. The Ubriacco's find themselves the owners of two dogs... (imdb)
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Castle Rock
Castle Rock (2018) - TV Series
Based on the stories of Stephen King, the series will intertwine characters and themes from the fictional town of Castle Rock.
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What Did Jack Do?
A detective interrogates a monkey who is suspected of murder. (Netflix)
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Vinni-Pukh idyot v gosti
The second short in the Russian Winnie the Pooh trilogy. Here Pooh goes for a snack at Rabbit's and get's stuck in the door.
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Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
In a futuristic society where ape slavery has taken over the world, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after 20 years in hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity. (imdb)
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The Big Short
Four outsiders in the world of high-finance who predicted the credit and housing bubble collapse of the mid-2000s decide to take on the big banks for their lack of foresight and greed. (imdb)
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