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Street Trash
When a liquor store owner finds a case of "Viper" in his cellar, he decides to sell it to the local hobos at one dollar a bottle... (imdb)
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Anémic cinéma
A spiral design spins dizzily. It's replaced by a spinning disk. These two continue in perfect alternation until the end: a spiral design, a disk. Each disk is labelled and can be read as it rotates. The messages, in French, feature puns and whimsical rhymes and alliteration. The final message comments on the spiral motif itself. (imdb)
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The Orville
The Orville (2017) - TV Series
Set 400 years in the future, the show follows the adventures of the Orville, a not-so-top-of-the-line exploratory ship in Earth's interstellar Fleet. Facing cosmic challenges from without and within, this motley crew of space explorers will boldly go where no comedic drama has gone before. (imdb)
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Love, Death & Robots
An animated anthology series presented by Tim Miller and David Fincher.
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The Staggering Girl
Francesca, an Italian-American writer who lives in New York and must return to Rome to retrieve her aging mother.
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Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
Follows a group of friends that decide to go snowmobiling during their winter break. They make a "wrong turn", getting lost in a storm. (imdb) (imdb)
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Mars Needs Moms
A young boy named Milo gains a deeper appreciation for his mom after Martians come to Earth to take her away.
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xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Extreme athlete turned government operative Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) comes out of self-imposed exile, thought to be long dead, and is set on a collision course with deadly alpha warrior Xiang (Donnie Yen) and his team in a race to recover a sinister and seemingly unstoppable weapon known as Pandora's Box. Recruiting an all-new group of thrill-seeking cohorts, Xander finds himself enmeshed in a deadly conspiracy that points to collusion at the highest levels of world governments. (imdb)
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Mr. 3000
Mac stars as an over-the-hill ballplayer who learns there's more to the game than individual stats and a Hall-of-Fame plaque.
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Unfriended
While video chatting one night, six high school friends receive a Skype message from a classmate who killed herself exactly one year ago. A first they think it's a prank, but when the girl starts revealing the friends' darkest secrets, they realize they are dealing with something out of this world, something that wants them dead. Told entirely from a young girl's computer desktop, Cybernatural redefines 'found footage' for a new generation of teens. (imdb)
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