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Centers on two toxic, self-destructive people who fall in love and attempt a relationship. (imdb)
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Totally F***ed Up
Life really sucks for a group of gay and lesbian teenagers living in Los Angeles. Their parents kicked them out, they're broke and bored, their lovers cheat on them, and they're harassed by fag-bashers. If things are going to be this way, maybe suicide isn't a bad idea; at least not in the mind of Andy, our major protagonist, who gives the film its title by describing himself as "totally fucked up." (imdb)
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From Up on Poppy Hill
Following in his father's footsteps, anime director Goro Miyazaki sets his story of young love and student protest against the period of Japanese modernization and revitalization ahead of the 1964 Tokyo Olympics. With charm and tragedy, Miyazaki takes a nostalgic look back at a time when the preservation of the past clashed with progress for the future. (tiff.net)
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Daguerréotypes
Documentary on the small shopkeepers of the rue Daguerre in Paris, where the film-maker lived.
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A Somewhat Gentle Man
After serving a 12-year sentence for killing his wife, a man ponders whether he should try and reconcile with his family, or take revenge on those who turned him in. (imdb)
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Steven Universe
A young boy takes his mother's place in a group of gemstone-based beings, and must learn to control his powers. (imdb)
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Goon
Labeled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way. (imdb)
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Grace
After losing her unborn child, Madeline Matheson insists on carrying the baby to term. Following the delivery, the child miraculously returns to life with an appetite for human blood. Madeline is faced with a mother's ultimate decision. (imdb)
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Memento
Memento chronicles two separate stories of Leonard (Guy Pearce), a ex-insurance investigator who can no longer build new memories, as he attempts to find the murderer of his wife, which is the last thing he remembers. One story line movies forward in time while the other tells the story backwards revealing more each time. (imdb) [Released at some festivals in 2000]
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Sabata
Several pillars of society have robbed an Army safe containing $100,000 so they can buy the land upon which the coming railroad will be built. But they haven't reckoned on the presence of the master gunslinger, Sabata. (imdb)
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