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Creature Comforts
A humourous and thought provoking view of what animals in zoos might be thinking about their captivity and surroundings. (imdb)
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The Golden Bowl
An intricately plotted tale of thwarted love and betrayal which tells the story of an extravagantly rich American widower (Nolte) and his sheltered daughter (Beckinsale), both of whom marry only to discover that their respective mates, a beautiful American expatriate and an impoverished Italian aristocrat (Thurman and Northam), are entangled with one another in a romantic intrigue of seduction and deceit. (Lions Gate Films)
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The Hounds of Baskerville
The Hounds of Baskerville (2012) - Season 2, Episode 2
Sherlock - Season 2, Episode 2
Twenty years earlier,aged seven,young Henry Knight saw his father torn to pieces by a monstrous creature at Dewer's Hollow near their Dartmoor home. Now Henry has seen the footprints of a huge beast and suspects that the nearby Baskerville government research station is breeding mutant animals. Sherlock and John travel to the moor where local lad Fletcher organizes tourist walks cashing in on the legend of Dartmoor's spectral hound. Using false I.D.
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Guns Akimbo
A guy relies on his newly-acquired gladiator skills to save his ex-girlfriend from kidnappers. (imdb)
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Rocky VI
Rocky VI (1986) - Short Film
Definitely not to be confused with any of Sylvester Stallone's efforts, this is a wicked satire on 'Rocky IV', in which Rocky takes on the monolithic Russian fighter Igor - and loses. Kaurismaeki describes the film as "my revenge on Mr. Stallone, who I think is an asshole". (imdb)
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Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
The Towani family civilian shuttlecraft crashes on the forest moon of Endor. The four Towani's are separated. Jermitt and Catarine, the mother and father are captured by the giant Gorax, and Mace and Cindel, the son and daughter, are missing when they are captured... (imdb)
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Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
The surviving Resistance faces the First Order once more in the final chapter of the Skywalker saga. (imdb)
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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Sporting a cut-off flannel shirt and armed with a truck-load of one-liners, Larry the Cable Guy is America's reigning king of blue-collar comedy. Larry makes his feature film debut as a big city health inspector whose life is turned upside-down when he's saddled with a straight-arrow rookie partner and assigned the biggest case of his career. (Lionsgate)
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Mesrine: Public Enemy #1
The story of notorious French gangster Jacques Mesrine.
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Le royaume des fées
At the royal court, a prince is presenting the princess whom he is pledged to marry, when a witch suddenly appears. Though driven off, the witch soon returns, summons some of her servants, and carries off the princess. (imdb)
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