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Freaked
A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist. (imdb)
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Stone Cold
Joe Huff is a tough, go-it-alone cop with a flair for infiltrating dangerous biker gangs. The FBI blackmail... (imdb)
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Gulliver\
Travel writer Lemuel Gulliver takes an assignment in Bermuda, but ends up on the island of Liliput, where he towers over its tiny citizens. (imdb)
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The Train
In 1944, a German colonel loads a train with French art treasures to send to Germany. The Resistance must stop it without damaging the cargo. (imdb)
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Dracula
The vampire comes to England to seduce a visitor's fiance and inflict havoc in the foreign land (imdb)
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Stripes
Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun.
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Saved by the Bell
A TV show centered on six students and their years at Bayside High School in Palisades, California. (imdb)
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X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes
Dr. Xaviers experiments with X-Ray vision start to go wrong.
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Before Sunrise
A young man and woman meet on a train in Europe, and wind up spending one evening together in Vienna. Unfortunately, both know that this will probably be their only night together
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TMNT
The continued adventures of the four adolescent mutated turtles gifted in the art of the ninja, as they attempt to stop a mysterious evil that threatens to end the world.
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