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The Deadly Spawn
Two campers in the New Jersey woods have their outdoor fun interrupted by the arrival of a meteorite crashing nearby. They go to investigate the crater, but are suddenly attacked and devoured by alien parasites who have hitched a ride to Earth... (imdb)
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Anne of Green Gables
Anne of Green Gables (1985) - TV Mini-Series
At the turn of the century on Prince Edward Island, Matthew Cuthbert and his sister Marilla decide to take on an orphan boy as help for their farm. But they get an unexpected jolt when they're mistakenly sent a girl instead: Anne Shirley... (imdb)
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Demolition
A successful investment banker struggles after losing his wife in a tragic car crash. (imdb)
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A Long Way Down
Four people meet on New Year's Eve and form a surrogate family to help one another weather the difficulties of their lives. (imdb)
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The Score
Nick Wells, a professional criminal, decides to leave the business for good, since he nearly got caught on his last job. His plan is to live in peace with his girl Diane, running his Montreal jazz club NYC. Soon Max, his good friend and financial partner in the illegal affairs, comes along with an offer Nick can't refuse: A historical and priceless French sceptre has been discovered while being smuggled into the country... (imdb)
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Sami swoi
The movie is the story of the two quarreling families, which after the end of the Second World War were resettled from Kresy to the Regained Territories, after Poland's borders were shifted westwards.
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Destere
Two guys wake up in a room isolated from the rest of the world and they realize they are chained to the wall and can't remember how they came there.
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Matinee
A small time film promoter releases a kitschy horror film during the Cuban Missile Crisis. (imdb)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Sauron's forces have laid siege to Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor, in their efforts to eliminate the race of men. The once-great kingdom, watched over by a fading steward, has never been in more desperate need of its king. But can Aragorn (Mortensen) answer the call of his heritage and become what he was born to be? In no small measure, the fate of Middle-earth rests on his broad shoulders. (New Line Cinema)
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George Carlin: Complaints and Grievances
Carlin's 2001 HBO special.
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