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The Sweeney
A hardened detective in the Flying Squad of London's Metropolitan police attempts to dispense justice to armed robbers while dealing with professional and personal struggles. Based on the '70s UK TV show.
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Godzilla vs. Megalon
The undersea nation of Seatopia sends the gigantic Megalon to destroy the world above - and it's up to Godzilla and a size-shifting robot, Jet Jaguar, to defeat him. (imdb)
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Údolí vcel
After his father marries a teenage bride, 12-year-old Ondrej is banished from the household and sent to live and study with a strict religious order. It isn't long before the boy begins to reflect on existential matters and question his fundamental set of beliefs. Exploring the nature of faith and doubt, Czechoslovakian director Frantisek Vlacil's poetic rumination set during the Middle Ages packs a dramatic wallop. (Netflix)
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Baywatch
Baywatch (1989) - TV Series
Television series about a cadre of attractive lifeguards who patrol a crowded recreational beach. (imdb)
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Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky
Chronicles the romantice relationship between Stravinsky and Chanel.
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As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty
"My film diaries 1970-1979: my marriage, children are born, you see them growing up. Footage of daily life, fragments of happiness and beauty, trips to France, Italy, Spain, Austria. Seasons of the year as they pass through New York. Friends, home life, nature, unending search for moments of beauty and celebration of life friendships, feelings, brief moments of happiness. The film is also my love poem to New York. It's the ultimate Dogme movie, before the birth of Dogme." -Jonas Mekas
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Casper
A paranormal expert and his daughter bunk in an abandoned house populated by 3 mischievous ghosts and one friendly one. (imdb)
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The Look of Silence
A family that survives the genocide in Indonesia confronts the men who killed one of their brothers. (imdb)
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Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening
Aziz Ansari does stand-up comedy.
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Envy
Tim (Stiller) and Nick (Black) are best friends, neighbors and co-workers, whose equal footing is suddenly tripped up when one of Nick's harebrained get-rich-quick schemes actually succeeds: Vapoorizer, a spray that literally makes dog poop, or any other kind for that matter, evaporate into thin air. Tim, who had poo-pooed Nick's idea and passed on an opportunity to get in on the deal, can only watch as Nick's fortune -- and Tim's own envy -- grow to equally outrageous proportions. (DreamWorks)
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