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Opening Night
An actress suffers an emotional uproar in her personal life after a fan dies trying to see her. (imdb)
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Paradise: Faith
One day, after years of absence, her husband, an Egyptian Muslim confined to a wheelchair, comes home. Hymns and prayers are now joined by fighting. "PARADISE: Faith" recounts the stations of the cross of a marriage and the longing for love. (mubi.com)
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds a restaurant on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground, local protesters aren't the only ones crying fowl! (imdb)
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Citizen Kane
Following the death of a publishing tycoon, news reporters scramble to discover the meaning of his final utterance (imdb)
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In the Army Now
Two misguided youths join the reserves to make some money for their entrepreneurial dreams. No sooner than they finish basic training are they called up to do their part to save the free world.
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Ghosts of Mars
A harrowing tale of rescue and escape from a colonized Mars 175 years into the future. (Columbia Tristar)
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Sissy Boy Slap Party
Musical mantra derived from machine-gun micro-montage. (imdb)
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Alice in den Städten
German journalist Philip Winter has a case of writer's block when trying to write an article about the United States. He decides to return to Germany, and while trying to book a flight, encounters a German woman and her nine year old daughter Alice doing the same... (imdb)
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Captive State
Set in a Chicago neighborhood nearly a decade after an occupation by an extra-terrestrial force, Captive State explores the lives on both sides of the conflict - the collaborators and dissidents.
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Demolishing and Building Up the Star Theatre
This film shows the demolition of the historic Star Theatre building (formerly Wallack's) at the corner of Broadway and 13th Street, New York. To secure this unique picture a Biograph camera was kept constantly at work by specially devised electric apparatus for weeks, during which time exposures were made every four minutes, 8 hours a day. Before the contractors began their work of tearing down and after the last vestige of the building had been removed, 15 seconds of exposure at normal speed were made. (imdb)
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