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Nightwatch
Ewan McGregor plays a law student who takes a job as a night watchman at a morgue. He begins to discover clues that implicate him as the suspect of a serial of murders. (imdb)
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Liverpool
A massive freighter pulls into a harbour in southern Argentina. Farrel, a member of the crew, tells the captain he's taking shore leave to see his ailing mother one last time before she dies. (viff.org)
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La Bête humaine
Séverine and her husband Roubaud kill their former employer in a train. Engineer Jacques watches them, but doesn't tell the police, because he's in love with Severine (imdb)
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The Master of Disguise
A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio's restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio's former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world's most precious treasures from around the world. And it's up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them! (imdb)
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House
Seven girls named after their distinctive traits visit a house in a rural setting. Odd occurrences happen and are ignored, but soon peculiarities begin to accrue.
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From the Life of the Marionettes
Made during Bergman's tax-related exile in Germany, the film continues the story of Katarina and Peter EGermann... (imdb)
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Joseph: King of Dreams
When Joseph receives a beautiful coat from his parents, his eleven brothers hate him even more and are driven to sell him to desert merchants who take him to Egypt!
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All I Want
The story of a young man who enters college only to discover that he can learn more about life and love from his neighbors in the apartment building where he lives. (imdb)
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
Mary Lou Maloney was Hamilton High's Prom Queen of 1957. She also did what she wanted when she wanted, including jilting her boyfriend at the prom. After being killed in a fire accident that very night she returns 30 years later for revenge. (doctor 7)
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Nothing Personal
A young travelling woman and a older educated, solitary man close a deal: food in exchange of work. But there is one condition: no personal contact, no questions. Who will be the first one to break the deal? (bavaria-film-international.de)
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