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Vinnie Jones
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Date of Birth: Jan 5, 1965

Country: UK

Biography: Vinnie Jones was born in Watford, England, on January 5, 1965. He first came to public notice as a professional footballer, playing in the English Football League. Noted as one of soccer's hard men, he leapt to fame when a photographer at a match snapped him "marking" Newcastle United's Paul Gascoigne by grabbing his testicles. He has played for Wimbledon, Leeds United, Sheffield United, Chelsea, and Queens Park Rangers. Internationally, he played for Wales, qualifying for that nationality through his grandparents. He made his first acting appearance in the British comedy/thriller Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) at the age of 33, although he had previous presented a video on football's hard men (for which he was censured by the Football Association.)

Total Titles at Criticker: 74 - You've Seen 0

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Deception (2018)
Deception (2018) - TV Series
Cameron Black is the world's greatest illusionist. At least, that's what people used to call him - before his greatest secret was exposed and his career destroyed. Even worse, Cameron has good reason to believe this was no accident.
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Cross Wars (2017)
Callan (Brian Austin Green) returns to the scene with his team in order to oppose the return of the evil Gunnar (Vinnie Jones); his path crosses again with Frank Nitti (Tom Sizemore) detective under the city of Los Angeles. (imdb)
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Kill Kane (2016)
A teacher's world is torn apart when his wife and children are brutally murdered at the hands of a ruthless gang. Left for dead and with no one to turn to, he takes matters into his own hands and hits the streets in search of justice.
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Decommissioned (2016)
A retired agent's life is turned upside down when he discovers he's the patsy for an impending CIA planned presidential assassination. (imdb)
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Rivers 9 (2015)
When a Native American casino controlled by the mob begins to destroy a close-knit rural town, a band of lovable low-tech misfits hatch a plan to beat them at their own game by pulling off an audacious casino heist. (IMDB)
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Gascoigne (2015)
A feature length, theatrical documentary on the life of Paul Gascoigne, one of the greatest footballers that ever lived: delving deep into his psyche, vulnerabilities, fears and triumphs. (imdb)
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Checkmate (2015)
Six people are thrown together during an elaborate bank heist where any move can alter the outcome. Is it coincidence, or are they merely pawns in a much bigger game. (imdb)
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Toxin (2015)
A pharmaceutical company recruits a well-known scientist to help develop a vaccine against a deadly virus. (imdb)
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A Perfect Vacation (2015)
In this action thriller, Billie Kope, searching for her sister who disappeared in Mexico, awakens on a remote island with no memory of her abduction. She teams up with a group of survivors, where her skills in Russian Special Forces combat help them resist sinister black operations soldiers who hunt them down and abduct them for reasons unknown. (imdb)
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Absolution (2015)
When a contract killer (Steven Seagal) encounters a girl on the run from a mob boss (Vinnie Jones) with powerful political ties, he is torn between protecting the girl, and remaining loyal to the government agency that hired him for the mission.
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Reaper (2015)
A death row inmate survives execution and returns as a supernatural force known as Reaper, wrecking havoc on a hotel which happens to be the meeting place of some very dangerous players and a wily girl who's caught up in the middle of it. (imdb)
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Gridlocked (2015)
Former SWAT leader David Hendrix and hard-partying movie star Brody Walker must cut their ride-along short when a police training facility is attacked by a team of mercenaries. (imdb)
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Galavant (2015)
Galavant (2015) - TV Series
The adventures of Galavant, a dashing hero who is determined to reclaim his reputation and his "Happily Ever After" by going after the evil King Richard, who ruined it the moment he stole the love of Galavant's life, Madalena. (imdb)
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6 Ways to Sundown (2015)
Sonny "Sundown" Garcia is the top North American narcotics distributor for the Colombian cartels. He has created the most efficient and productive distribution pipeline since the era of the Cocaine Cowboys. John Doe is a man of mystery. His identity and history are unknown. All we know is that he wants Sundown dead and six feet under. But before he does so, he wants to make Sundown feel every thing that he felt, suffer every thing that he suffered and lose everything that he lost. (imdb)
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Bite (2015)
Six criminals have a simple plan: get into a secluded mansion, kidnap his young owner and collect a large ransom. But once inside, the house is revealed an impregnable fortress, and his hostage turns out to be a deadly vampire, willing to do anything to perpetuate the lineage of the bloodsuckers. (Filmaffinity)
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Top 40 Ultimate Action Movies (2014)
Action film star Vinnie Jones presents a countdown of the biggest movie stars, car chases, catchphrases, stunts and baddies ever to blast their way onto the silver screen. From Raiders of the Lost Ark to Rambo 2, Top Gun to Taken and Predator to Point Break, the show takes a look at the big screen's biggest heroes as well as its most evil villains, and invites viewers to relish the million-dollar stunts and epic explosions that make each movie great.
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Throwdown (2014)
A young criminal defense attorney struggles with a homicide case that is not as cut and dry as it appears while battling a drinking habit. The story goes beyond the lives of those directly related to the case and shines a much needed spotlight on the horrific world of human trafficking in the United States. (imdb)
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Vychislitel (2014)
Ten prisoners condemned to exile on a hostile planet XT-59 must pave the way through swamp to reach the Islands of Happiness, the only safe area on the planet, before the harsh climate or the underground horrors kill them all.
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Redirected (2014)
Four friends - John, Ben, Tim and Michael - turned first-time robbers, get stranded in Eastern Europe through a series of misadventures and have to find their way back home. To do so, they'll have to overcome hit men, whores, corrupt cops, smugglers and more, all while rediscovering each other as friends
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Gutshot Straight (2014)
A gambler is drawn into a life of money and power to make a quick buck, but he quickly realizes he is part of a setup that could cost him his life.
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Puncture Wounds (2014)
After returning home from a traumatic tour of duty in Iraq, John finds himself struggling with PTSD. What little peace he had managed to build around him is shattered one fateful day when he rescues a local call girl from a group of violent Aryan Brotherhood pimps. Having killed several of the high-ranking brotherhood during the rescue, John and his family are now the prime targets of Hollis, the ruthless criminal leader of the group.
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Way of the Wicked (2014)
After a series of inexplicable murders sweeps a small, isolated community, Father Henry goes to a local police detective with a theory on why the murders are occurring. (imdb)
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Ambushed (2013)
In the frenetic underbelly of Los Angeles, Agent Maxwell closes in on an international cocaine smuggling operation run by criminal mastermind Vincent Camastra. When Agent Beverly Royce goes undercover with the drug dealers and finds herself deeper then she can handle - the case becomes personal for Maxwell who has to combat ruthless killers and dirty cops in an all-out action filled finale to bring the criminals to justice.
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Blood of Redemption (2013)
Quinn Forte had it all: power, money, a brother who idolized him, and a woman who loved him. He also had enemies. In the course of one night, he loses everything. Betrayed by someone in his inner circle, Quinn is set up and arrested. His father, the patriarch of the criminal empire is killed and his brother suspects that Quinn is behind it all. When he's released from jail he tries to escape the demons from his past, but that becomes an impossible task.
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Escape Plan (2013)
When a structural-security authority finds himself incarcerated in a prison he designed, he has to put his skills to escape and find out who framed him. (imdb)
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Company of Heroes (2013)
During the last major German offensive of WWII, a group of daring American soldiers set out to turn the war against all odds. Their mission will take them deep into German territory to derail Nazi efforts in obtaining the ultimate super weapon. (Netflix.com)
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In Security (2013)
Living in a crime-free neighbourhood is a dream for most people - unless you run a home security company. That's the problem for Kevin and Bruce who, as domestic safety experts in America's safest town, decide to turn to robbery to boost their ailing business. Unfortunately, their larcenous activities set the alarm bells ringing for local cops and low-lying criminals alike. (watch.nowtv.com)
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Extraction (2013)
Mercy Callo is a U.S. Black Ops soldier who finds himself the only survivor of a botched prisoner extraction mission. Forced to fight his way out of a maximum-security Chechen prison, he must keep his target alive in order to save thousands of lives. (imdb)
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Fractured (2013)
After awakening from a coma with no idea who he is, Dylan White (Callum Blue) creates a safe and normal life for himself. It doesn't last long: horrifying visions start to interrupt his waking moments. Following clues that take him to the dark underbelly of New Orleans, Dylan meets his arch nemesis Quincy (Vinnie Jones) and soon finds that both his life and soul are in danger. FRACTURED is a trip to the dark side, noir-style: bad men, bad dames, bad sex and bad intentions. (imdb)
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Fire with Fire (2012)
A fireman takes an unexpected course of action when a man whom he's been ordered to testify against, after being held up at a local convenience store, threatens him. (imdb)
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Hijacked (2012)
Special Agent Ross's (Randy Couture) plans to reconcile with his ex-fianc+ยช are ruined when she boards a private jet that is targeted by hijackers working for the same crime lord he is chasing. With no time to inform his team, Ross wriggles his way aboard the aircraft and risks it all to save the love of his life. An adrenaline fueled action packed film that puts the fear back in flying! (amazon.com)
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You May Not Kiss the Bride (2012)
An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped. (imdb)
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The Cape (2011)
The Cape (2011) - TV Series
Vince Faraday is a cop who has been framed for murder leading him to fall off the grid and become the super hero known only as "The Cape." (imdb)
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Not Another Not Another Movie (2011)
Follows a struggling movie studio that's willing to do anything to make a mint - even if it means ruining their reputation, and running the movie industry into the ground. (imdb)
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The Liquidator (2011)
A highly skilled bodyguard avenging his brother's untimely death uncovers a ring of corruption extending to the highest levels of society and government. (imdb)
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Cross (2011)
Given incredible power by an ancient Celtic Cross. Callan continues to fight evil... Now, joined by a team of weapons experts, Callan battles an unstoppable empire in Los Angeles. (imdb)
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Kill the Irishman (2011)
This true crime tale from director Jonathan Hensleigh charts the bloody rise and fall of Irish mobster Danny Greene (Ray Stevenson), who faced down the Mafia to claim control of organized crime in Cleveland, Ohio, in the 1970s. Based on Rick Porrello's book, Hensleigh's hard-hitting film also features Christopher Walken as well-connected nightclub owner Shondor Birns and Val Kilmer as the cop who befriends Greene against his better judgement.
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Blood Out (2011)
When big city detectives refuse to further investigate his kid brother's gang related murder, small town Sheriff Michael Spencer drops the badge and goes undercover to find his brother's killer and avenge his death. (imdb)
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Age of the Dragons (2011)
The movie is set in a world where dragons are hunted for oil. In an adaption of Moby Dick, we follow Ahab and his doomed crew in their hunt for the white dragon.
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Smokin
Walter Weed is an unassuming desk jockey at the FBI when the Bureau uncovers a plot to assassinate him. A team of degenerate, psychotic assassins dispatched by mystery man Hal Leuco to win a huge bounty includes a resourceful beauty who has a unique method of killing her prey, a power-tool wielding psychopath and a deadly master of disguise. (Universal Home Video)
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Locked Down (2010)
When undercover cop Danny (Tony Schiena) gets framed on the job with illegal narcotics, he's sent to serve his time in prison, where he gets pulled into a dangerous subculture of underground cage fighting. But he can't reveal his true identity to anyone. Vinnie Jones co-stars in this gritty actioner as Anton Vargas, a tough-talking former Mafia boss turned inmate who runs the place like a well-oiled machine.
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The Heavy (2010)
While hit man Mitchell "Boots" Mason (Gary Stretch), who works for Anawalt (Stephen Rea), is trailing a young American girl named Claire (Shannyn Sossamon), he's looking out for his own life after he learns a corrupt cop, Dunn (Vinnie Jones), has put a hit out on him. Could it have to do with Mason's brother's (Adrian Paul) upcoming Prime Minister election
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Legend of the Bog (2009)
When a 2000 year old murder victim's body is disturbed by a property developer in Ireland, it returns to life and does battle with a cast of Irish, English and American characters. (imdb)
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The Bleeding (2009)
Surrounded by carnage, slaughter, brutal crashes and total mayhem, Shawn Black is in a race to save the world from pure evil. (imdb)
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Untitled (2009)
A Chelsea art gallerist falls for a brooding new music composer in this comic tale about the state of contemporary art.
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Year One (2009)
When a couple of lazy hunter-gatherers (Black and Cera) are banished from their primitive village, they set off on an epic journey through the ancient world.
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The Ballad of G.I. Joe (2009)
What do the members of G.I. Joe and Cobra do for fun?
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Loaded (2008)
A privileged man with a profitable job, a beautiful girlfriend, and a loving family becomes hopelessly entangled with a vengeful drug dealer who assumes the role of his best friend before revealing his diabolical true colors. Tristan Price (Jesse Metcalfe) has a bright future, but when the shade begins to eclipse the sun, things turn bad more quickly than he could have ever anticipated. ... (imdb)
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Hell Ride (2008)
The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them.
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The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
A New York photographer hunts down a serial killer. Based on Clive Barker's short story "Midnight Meat Train" (imdb)
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The Riddle (2007)
An ambitious London sports journalist, an enigmatic tramp and a police press officer team up to solve a series of murders that follow the discovery of an unpublished manuscript by Charles Dickens in a present day Thames-side pub. (imdb)
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Strike (2007)
Realizing that his chances of becoming a movie star are increasingly slim, aspiring actor Ross Vegas (Ross Patterson) turns his focus to bowling, and before long he's anointed as the PBA's newest rising star. Tommy Reid directs this quirky, low-budget comedy that also stars Tara Reid as Ross's girlfriend, Lindsay, Clayne Crawford as his wisecracking best friend, Mike, and Vinnie Jones (Snatch) as bowling tour bad boy Roddy. (netflix.com)
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The Condemned (2007)
World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Steve Austin stars as Jack Conrad, a death-row prisoner in a corrupt Central American prison who is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer to take part in an illegal reality game show. Brought to a desolate island, Conrad finds himself trapped in a fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world. (Lionsgate)
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Tooth & Nail (2007)
A group of people in a post-apocalyptic world fight to survive against a band of vicious cannibals. (imdb)
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Strength and Honour (2007)
A single father decides to break his dying wife's last wish to not box again in order to save his young son from certain death.
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
In the climax of the X-Men trilogy, a "cure" for mutancy threatens to alter the course of history. For the first time, mutants have a choice: retain their uniqueness, though it isolates and alienates them, or give up their powers and become human. (20th Century Fox)
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Johnny Was (2006)
Johnny Doyle escapes a violent past in Ireland to lie low in London, until his former mentor Flynn breaks out of Brixton Prison, hell bent on derailing the Irish peace process with a few well-placed bombs. Unable to escape Brixton, they are trapped together in Johnny's anything-but-safe safe house... (imdb)
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She
It's hard enough being the nerdy new guy on campus without also being the new girl on campus, who has fallen for the coolest guy on campus, who is totally obsessed with the most beautiful girl on campus, who is "crushing" on the nerdy new guy on campus. That's just the beginning in this contemporary comedy inspired by Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night." (DreamWorks)
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Played (2006)
An examination of the malevolent London underworld with it's despicable criminal underground. Ray (Mick Rossi) just finished an eight year prison sentence after getting set up. Now he is back on the streets to settle the score. (imdb)
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The Other Half (2006)
When English Mark surprises his American bride Holly with her dream honeymoon to Portugal she cant believe her luck. Mark goes to great trouble to organise everything for her. They arrive in Portugal to discover that the country is hosting a major international soccer tournament and that the English national team is playing! (imdb)
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Slipstream (2005)
A scientist plots a bank robbery based around his newest invention -- a time travel gadget that will send its user 10 minutes into the past. Everything goes according to plan, until he encounters a group of thieves who've planned their heist for the same day. (imdb)
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Submerged (2005)
Chris Kody (Segal), imprisoned member of the US military, is released from prison and reunited with his old team in order to pursue a renegade scientist. The catch, the scientist has developed mind control technology that can make even your friends into heartless killers, (imdb)
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Mysterious Island (2005)
Five prisoners of war escape captivity in a Confederate prison camp only to land in an uncharted Pacific island where time stands still and dastardly pirates don't take kindly to strangers in director Russell Mulcahy's screen adaptation of fantasy author Jules Verne's literary classic. They thought they were on their way to freedom when they leapt into a balloon and took to the skies, but upon landing on an island where nothing is as it seems, these escapees are about to embark on the adventure (allrovi.com)
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Hollywood Flies (2004)
Italian Luca leaves Las Vegas for the Death Valley with his sister Martina. At the same time, Cherie, striptease dancer and model, escapes from her rich boss, Zach, to get back with her pimp boyfriend Mickey. On the highway, the two Italian give a passage to two hitchhikers, Sean and Emilio. They stop to rest in a motel, but the next morning Luca finds out that Martina has been kidnapped by Jamie and Sean.
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Eurotrip (2004)
The producers who took audiences on a "Road Trip" and back to "Old School" now invite you on a wild Eurotrip. (DreamWorks)
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The Big Bounce (2004)
A caper based on the novel by Elmore Leonard. Owen Wilson stars as Jack Ryan, a likable drifter who heads for the North Shore of Oahu, where he discovers that whether he is looking for a new con or a little romance, temptation is everywhere.
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Blast (2004)
A terrorist posing as environmentalist hijacks an oil rig off the coast of California with the intent of detonating an electromagnetic bomb over the US. (imdb)
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Survive Style 5+ (2004)
A man continually trying and failing to get his wife to stay dead; a self-absorbed ad agency creative director who comes up with one unworkably inane idea after another; a Brittish hitman who only wants to know everyone's function in life; and an unfortunate office worker and father whose brain is left scrambled after a stage hypnotist is murdered in mid-performance. Starting off as unrelated plot lines, they intertwine with each other as they continue on their respective ways. (IMDB)
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Night at the Golden Eagle (2002)
Tommy is a career criminal, released from prison after a seven year stretch, to be reunited with his old heist buddy, Mick. Mick takes Tommy to his room in the crumbling splendour of the Golden Eagle hotel in a downbeat area of Los Angeles. The hotel's inhabitants are a bizarre mixture of elderly bums, prostitutes and pimps. Mick, however, has a plan for him and his pal to escape this mess, go straight and make a new life working in Las Vegas.
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Mean Machine (2001)
This British remake of 1974's "The Longest Yard" is set in a rough-and-tumble British prison, where murderers, thieves and assorted madmen are locked away. One inmate is about to lead them all in the ultimate battle of their degenerate lives -- but no one could have guessed it would be a soccer match! (Paramount Classics)
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Swordfish (2001)
A dark counter-espionage action thriller about power, money, sacrifice and 21st-century breaking and entering.
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Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Car theft in Long Beach went down 47% when Randall "Memphis" Raines walked away from the life. He gets dragged back into it by assuming the job his brother Kip screwed up for stolen-car broker Raymond Calitri: steal 50 exotic cars and have them on a container ship by 8 AM Friday morning, and he got this news on a Monday. With Calitri threatening to kill him and Kip, and the police GRAB unit breathing down his neck, Memphis reassembles his old crew and attempts to pull off the logistically impossible. (imdb)
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Snatch (2000)
Guy Ritchie's highly anticipated comedy features a colorful ensemble cast in a rollicking ride through London's gangster world, its bustling diamond district and a rowdy gypsy camp. (Columbia Tristar)
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
A collection of law-dodging characters in London are brought together by coincidence when a streetwise young man loses half-a-million pounds in a card game.
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