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When all but one of MI5's top agents are killed in an explosion, it's left to the inept Johnny English to try and solve who has stolen the crown jewels from the Tower of London.

In a new highrise, the elevators are involved in a suspicious number of accidents. (Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide)

Horatio Hornblower begins his naval career, but a deadly feud with a despicable mate is causing complications. (imdb)

Richard spots a man dumping a body, and decides to expose the man he thinks is the culprit with his friend Alex Cutter. (imdb)

The television reporter Ángela is rescued from the building and taken to an oil tanker to be examined. However, it is unbeknownst to the soldiers that she carries the seed of the mysterious demonic virus. (imdb)

This choppy melodrama investigates the life of a prostitute in a pseudo-documentary style. The bottom line of the film is that a life of a hooker isn't easy... (imdb)

As two evil sisters prepare to conquer the land; two renegades - Eric the Huntsman - who previously aided Snow White in defeating Ravenna, and his forbidden lover, Sara set out to stop them. (imdb)

Two best friends are filming a comedy about getting revenge on the bullies at their high school. One of them isn't joking. (imdb)

Two mysterious orphan children have extraordinary powers and are chased by a scheming millionaire. But where do these kids really call home? (imdb)

Three years after Mike bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and the remaining Kings of Tampa hit the road to Myrtle Beach to put on one last blow-out performance.