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Adam\
When a woman attempts to kill her uncaring husband, prosecutor Adam Bonner gets the case. (imdb)
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Bright Future
Two young guys work in a plant that manufactures oshibori (those moist hand-towels found in some Japanese restaurants). Their weird bond is based on uncontrollable rage--something neither can articulate or control--and the strange jellyfish that they keep as a pet. (imdb)
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Danton
Action opens in November of 1793, with Danton returning to Paris from his country retreat upon learning that the Committee for Public Safety, under Robespierre's incitement, has begun a series of massive executions, The Terror. Confident in the peoples' support, Danton clashes with his former ally, but calculating Robespierre soon rounds up Danton and his followers, tries them before a revolutionary tribunal and dipatches them to the guillotine. (imdb)
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Demonic Toys
Demonic Toys (1992) - Direct-to-Video
A policewoman, her quarry and an innocent delivery boy become trapped in a haunted toy warehouse (imdb)
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Portlandia
Portlandia (2011) - TV Series
A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon. (imdb)
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Catastrophe
Catastrophe (2015) - TV Series
American boy Rob gets Irish girl Sharon pregnant while they hook up for a week while on a business trip to London. (imdb)
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The Green Berets
Col. Mike Kirby picks two teams of crack Green Berets for a mission in South Vietnam. First off is to build and control a camp that is trying to be taken by the enemy the second mission is to kidnap a North Vietnamese General (imdb)
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The Hobbit
The Hobbit (1977) - TV Movie
A homebody demi-human in Middle Earth gets talked into joining a quest with a group of dwarves to recover their treasure from a dragon. (imdb)
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P'tit Quinquin (2014) - TV Mini-Series
Mini-series about a murder investigation set among the rural communities of northern France.
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Les misérables
Stéphane joined the Anti-Crime Brigade of Montfermeil, in the 93. He meets his new teammates, Chris and Gwada, and discovers the tensions between the different groups of the district.
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