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Hellboy
Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, Hellboy, caught between the worlds of the supernatural and human, battles an ancient sorceress bent on revenge.
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Electric Dragon 80.000 V
A young boy gets jolted with electricity as he's climbing a tall cable pylon. As he gets older, he experiences intense fits of violence in which bolts of electricity burt from his fists. Elsewhere in Tokyo, there is an electronics wizard who also happens to be a vigilante with a taste for electric weapons. When the pair catch each other's attention, the result is a battle that will light up the city. (imdb)
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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
John Mulaney relays stories from his childhood and “SNL,” eviscerates the value of college and laments getting older in this electric comedy special. (Netflix)
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Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance
The story of a Ronin (i.e. a masterless samurai) who wanders the countryside of Japan with his small child, having various adventures. (imdb)
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The Consultant
The Consultant (2011) - Short Film
Agent's Coulson and Sitwell talk about how they plan to approach General Thunderbolt Ross. (imdb)
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Return to the Blue Lagoon
This sequel to The Blue Lagoon finds Richard (Brian Krause) -- the orphaned son of the lovers from the original 1980 pic -- stranded on an island with a widow, Sarah (Lisa Pelikan), and her daughter, Lilli (Milla Jovovich). When Sarah dies, Richard and Lilli grow up together and, like their predecessors, fall in love. But their happiness is endangered when civilization intrudes (Netflix)
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Superhero Movie
A send-up of superhero films, from Batman Begins to Fantastic Four. (imdb)
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Yours, Mine and Ours
In this family comedy, single parents Frank (Quaid) and Helen (Russo) plan to tie the knot -- but with 18 children between them trying to sabotage the marriage, they discover that weddings - and families - can't be built in a day. (MGM)
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The Gauntlet
A hard but mediocre cop is assigned to escort a prostitute into custody from Las Vegas to Phoenix, so that she can testify in a mob trial. But a lot of people are literally betting that they won't make it into town alive. (imdb)
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Sing Street
A boy growing up in Dublin during the 1980s escapes his strained family life by starting a band and moving to London. (imdb)
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