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This prequel to National Lampoon's cult hit Van Wilder takes us to the beginning of young Van's (Jonathan Bennett) college career and reveals how the charismatic slacker became the indomitable party animal we've come to know and love. Shocked by the conservative environment of his new school, Van sets out to liberate the student body from the iron fist of the domineering Coolidge College dean (Kurt Fuller). (netflix.com)

A drama based on the experiences of Agu, a child soldier fighting in the civil war of an unnamed African country. (imdb)

A pair of burglars stumble upon a woman being held captive in a home they intended to rob. (imdb)

In the year 1578, Queen Elizabeth I asks her court magician, Dr. John Dee, to give her a vision of "the... (imdb)

A young, ambitious mobster plans an elaborate diamond heist while seducing the daughter of a ruthless mob patriarch as a determined police commissioner closes in on all of them. (imdb)

A sixteen-year-old high-school student finds out she's a witch. (imdb)

A group of young offenders doing community service get struck by lightning during a storm, and begin to develop superpowers. (imdb)

A young mongoose protects his human family from two murderous cobrae. (imdb)

The quirky cases of a former model and a smart aleck detective who manage a private detective agency. (imdb)

Shooter is an edgy, non-stop action thriller about an honorable and brilliant marksman (Wahlberg) who finds himself in an unthinkable situation: framed as a Presidential assassin. Plunged into a shocking vortex of terror and conspiracy, the rogue shooter discovers the race is on to prove his innocence even as he is pursued by every law enforcement agency in the country, as well as a shadowy organization on a relentless manhunt aimed at destroying the secrets he has uncovered. (Paramount Pictures)