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A stowaway (Stanisław Tym) sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. (Wikipedia)

An American expat tries to sell off his highly profitable marijuana empire in London, triggering plots, schemes, bribery and blackmail in an attempt to steal his domain out from under him. (imdb)

Queen Louise's cabinet are worried that she will become an old maid, and are delighted when she marries the rougish Count Renard. Unfortunately, he finds his position as Queen's Consort unsatisfying and without purpose, and the marriage soon runs into difficulties. (imdb)

A look behind the scenes at the re-birth of Disney animation (imdb)

A postmodern, surreal voyage into the bowels of "family" entertainment; an epic battle begins when an unemployed, middle-aged father loses his sanity during a close encounter with two teenage girls on holiday. (sundance.org)

A personal portrait of filmmaker Guy Maddin's hometown of Winnipeg, Manitoba. (imdb)

His life was emotionally closed off from the world, until an orphaned baby showed up at his house. (imdb)

A volunteer soldier plummets to his death. A photograph is taken and sent by courier to a huge man, who adds it to his macabre collection. (imdb)

The Cunningham family live through the 1950s with help and guidance from the lovable and almost superhuman greaser, Fonzie. (imdb)

A sensitive character study of five young men trapped in a small town on the Adriatic. (imdb)