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Rain falls on a Dutch city. (imdb)

Follows the world's most famous -- and empty-headed -- male model as he discovers the horrifying secret behind why there are no male models who live past the age of 30. (Paramount Pictures)

A suave but cynical man supports his family by marrying and murdering rich women for their money, but the job has some occupational hazards. (imdb)

A young history professor and her seven-year-old daughter embark on a cruise through the Mediterranean Sea and befriend three famous women of different nationalities. (Kino International)

After the death of his father the young cooper 'Dennis Cooper' goes to town where he has to pass several adventures... (imdb)

A hunter squares off against a killer whale seeking vengeance for the death of its mate. (imdb)

Romance about Simon Donnadieu and his decision to leave his ever-loving wife Rachel. (imdb)

The absurd antics of an Indiana town's public officials as they pursue sundry projects to make their city a better place.

Allied agents stage a daring raid on a castle where the Nazis are holding an American General prisoner... but that's not all that's really going on. (imdb)

Two For the Money is a drama of high stakes set in the adrenalized world of wheeler-dealers whose fortunes are won and lost betting on sports. Matthew McConaughey stars as Brandon Lang, a former college football star whose uncanny ability to predict the outcome of a makes him a prime candidate for recruitment by Walter Abrams (Pacino), the head of one of the biggest sports consulting operations in the country. (Universal)