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A survivor of a supersoldier project must fight his former comrades as a masked hero. (imdb)

Captain New Eyes travels back in time and feeds dinosaurs his Brain Grain cereal, which makes them intelligent and non-violent... (imdb)

In the past 40 years, the War on Drugs has accounted for 45 million arrests, made America the world's largest jailer, and destroyed impoverished communities at home and abroad. Yet drugs are cheaper, purer, and more available today than ever. Where did we go wrong, and what can be done? (mubi.com)

A horny teenager brings his friends along on a road trip from Chicago to Knoxville to lose his virginity with a girl he met online.

A gang of robbers, lead by career criminal Charlie Croker, create the largest traffic jam in Los Angeles history, giving them time to pull off a theft of gold bullion. They get away in their Mini Coopers, which are small enough to drive on sidewalks so they can make a clean get away before the traffic jam clears.

The first all-CGI short to be produced by Imageworks, Sony Pictures award-winning character animation and visual effects company, "The ChubbChubbs" introduces the alien inhabitants of the planet Glorf including Meeper, its earnest but awkward hero, the singing Diva, The ZyZaks and the ChubbChubbs... (imdb)

A group of young, german soldiers are sentenced to remove thousands of land mines on the Danish west coast after World War 2, in 1945.

Kevin Rodney Sullivan directs this decidedly modern take on an overprotective, but living, father (Mac) confronted with the unexpected arrival of his prospective son-in-law (Kutcher). (Sony)

On their way to Africa are a group of rogues who hope to get rich there, and a seemingly innocent British couple. They meet and things happen... (imdb)

A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped. (imdb)