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Save Yourselves!
A young Brooklyn couple head upstate to disconnect from their phones and reconnect with themselves. Cut off from their devices, they miss the news that the planet is under attack. (imdb)
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The Hole
Four convicts in a French prison share a single cell. As all are incarcerated for serious crimes, including, perhaps, execution, they decide to escape and have collected materials for the purpose. Before they can begin carrying out their carefully prepared plan, another inmate is moved to their cell... (imdb)
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Late Phases
Ambrose McKinley, a cantankerous blind vet, moves into a retirement community only to learn the residents there have been dying, not from old age, but from dog attacks. After surviving his own encounter with a canine one night, Ambrose comes to believe the assailants are much more than mere dogs... (imdb)
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Creepshow 2
George Romero and Stephen King return to bring three stories that include a vengeful wooden Native American, a monstrous blob in a lake, and a hitchhiker who wants revenge...and will not die! (imdb)
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Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
A look at the impact of the retail giant on local communities. (imdb)
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One Punch Man
One Punch Man (2015) - TV Series
The story of Saitama, a hero who can defeat his enemies with a single punch. (imdb)
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Stowaway
A stowaway on a mission to Mars sets off a series of unintended consequences. (imdb)
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The Cat in the Hat
Mike Myers stars in the title role of Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat, a film adaptation of the beloved literary classic. (Universal Pictures)
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Rolling Thunder
Major Charles Rane comes back from the war and is given a number of gifts from his hometown because he is a war hero. (imdb)
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A Good Marriage
Sabine vows to give up married lovers, and is determined to find a good husband. Her best friend Clarisse introduces her to her cousin Edmond, a busy lawyer from Paris. Sabine pursues Edmond, with the encouragement of Clarisse, but Edmond does not seem very interested. (imdb)
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