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Five hapless inner-city low-lifes unsuccessfully attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but wind up gaining more than they lose.
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Paper Towns
A young man and his friends embark upon the road trip of their lives to find the missing girl next door. (imdb)
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Gozu
From the acclaimed director, Takashi Miike, comes a Yakuza/horror film to shock and amaze audiences everywhere. When Minami is sent to kill his mentor, Ozaki, who is in the midst of a nervous breakdown, he embarks on a journey of unexplained natural phenomenon. (Pathfinder Pictures)
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Malcolm in the Middle
A gifted young teen tries to survive with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family. (imdb)
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Battling Butler
Based on the musical comedy of the same name, the film casts Keaton as wimpy millionaire Alfred Butler, who goes on a vacation in the mountains in the company of his faithful valet (Snitz Edwards). While communing with nature, Alfred falls in love with a beautiful young girl (Sally O'Neil), who barely acknowledges his existence. (AllMovie)
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Whitney
An in-depth look at the life and music of Whitney Houston. (imdb)
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Narcos
Narcos (2015) - TV Series
A chronicled look at the criminal exploits of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar.
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Crimes of the Future
A journalist, intriguingly named Adrian Tripod, investigates the deaths of nearly all adult women on Earth. Tripod discovers the deaths may be caused by poisonous cosmetics manufactured by a corporation that's also involved in managing an international juvenile prostitution network. (imdb)
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore
The third installment of the 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them' series which follows the adventures of Newt Scamander (imdb.com).
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Dead Again
Mike Church (Branagh) is an L.A. gumshoe with a knack for tossing off wisecracks and tracking down missing persons. But Church doesn't have a clue when he's hired to help a beautiful amnesia victim (Thompson) tormented by bloodcurdling nightmares. Then an eccentric antiques dealer and hypnotist (Derek Jacobi) leads Church to a startling discovery: The source of the nightmares may lie in a past-life connection to Margaret Strauss, a world-famous pianist allegedly murdered by her composer-husband Roman... in 1948. (Paramount)
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