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Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
A successful talk show host leaves Los Angeles to reunite with his family in the Deep South. (imdb)
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Shrek Forever After
A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away -- where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met -- he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love. (imdb)
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Melancholia
Two sisters find their relationship challenged as a nearby planet threatens to collide into the Earth. (imdb)
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The Fog
A Northern California fishing town, built 100 years ago over an old leper colony, is the target for revenge by a killer fog containing zombie-like ghosts seeking revenge for their deaths. (imdb)
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Brother Bear
The powerful and playful bond between brothers, and man's bond with nature, are explored with great drama and comedy in this exciting new animated tale of brotherhood, bears and breathtaking outdoor adventure.
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Modern Times
The Tramp struggles to live in modern industrial society with the help of a young homeless woman. (imdb)
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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints is writer/director Dito Montiel's candid debut capturing his youth in the mid-1980s in the toughest neighborhood of Astoria, Queens. Exuding the rawness and authenticity of such classic urban dramas as "Kids," "Mean Streets," "Do the Right Thing" and "Saturday Night Fever," the film is based on Montiel's memoir of the same name. (First Look Pictures)
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La Captive
An adaptation of Proust's "La Prisonniere" (book five of "Remembrance of Things Past")
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In the Loop
A parody of the inner workings of U.S. and British government agencies and their international relations.
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The Haunting in Connecticut
After a family is forced to relocate for their son's health, they begin experiencing supernatural behavior in their new home, which turns out to be a former mortuary. (imdb)
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