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A boy who is half human and half deer survives in a post-apocalyptic world with other hybrids. (imdb)

The Countess has a problem. She is a 400 year old vampire who will cease to look young unless she is... (imdb)

A young princess, tired of the constraints her position brings, runs away. She doesn't know the man who befriends her is a reporter out for a story. (imdb)

Showman Jerry Travers is working for producer Horace Hardwick in London. Jerry demonstrates his new dance steps late one night in Horace's hotel... (imdb)

Two drag queens and a transsexual get a cabaret gig in the middle of the desert. (imdb)

At a summer camp for youths, cockey pre-teen calls out the name of mass serial killer "Madman Marz"... (imdb)

The true story of a Bohemian St. Francis and his remarkable relationship with a flock of wild red-and-green parrots. Mark Bittner, a dharma bum, former street musician in San Francisco, falls in with the flock as he searches for meaning in his life, unaware that the wild parrots will bring him everything he needs. (Shadow Distribution)

A group of British children aged 7 from widely ranging backgrounds are interviewed about a range of subjects. Director Michael Apted plans to re-interview them at 7 year interviews to determine how their lives and attitudes have changed. (imdb)

A blind lawyer, with his other senses superhumanly enhanced, fights crime as a costumed superhero. (imdb)

The story of a man who feels happy only when he is unhappy, a man addicted to sadness, who has such need for pity, he's willing to do everything to evoke it from others. This is the life of a man in a world not cruel enough for him. (imdb)