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Tired of the noise and pollution of large cities, a group of environmental intellectuals abandon the big city and return to nature. (imdb)
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Pepi, Luci and Bom are three girls of very different age and condition who live in Madrid in the punk era. A lot of singular situations happen. (imdb)
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Miska and his family immigrates after Russia takes over Turkey. they move to the state of Kars, where he meets and falls in love with Pabuc. Years pass, and Pabuc has become the crazy-old lady of the village, and Miska has lost all of his family. Nobody but Miska understands why she acts so cranky and mad. later on we see what it takes to bring these two together again.
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An advertising executive jumps back and forth in time between 21st century London and 17th century La Mancha, where Don Quixote mistakes him for Sancho Panza. (imdb)
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A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. (imdb)
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A former U.S. diplomat returns to service in order to save a former colleague in Beirut. (imdb)
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The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) - Direct-to-Video
Since his triumphant rise to power in the original blockbuster The Scorpion King, Mathayus' kingdom has fallen and he's lost his queen to plague. Now an assassin for hire, he must defend a kingdom from an evil tyrant and his ghost warriors for the chance to regain the power and glory he once knew. (Amazon.com)
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Ace FBI agent Malcolm Turner is forced to don a dress again and go undercover as livin' large granny Big Momma when his stepson, Trent (Brandon T. Jackson), witnesses a murder and must hide out at an all-girls school, disguised as a big-boned coed named Charmaine. Malcolm acts as house mother in Trent's dorm, and while the duo searches for the killer, security guard Kurtis Kool (Faizon Love) falls for Big Momma and Trent lusts after his classmates.
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Parody of "Top Gun" in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers. (imdb)
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