Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
Flaming Creatures
A small experimental film produced in the USA in early 1960s. Due to its surreal, graphic depiction of sexuality, the film was seized by the police at its premiere, and was officially determined to be obscene by a NY Criminal Court. (Wikipedia.org)
Your probable score
?
Smokin\
Walter Weed is an unassuming desk jockey at the FBI when the Bureau uncovers a plot to assassinate him. A team of degenerate, psychotic assassins dispatched by mystery man Hal Leuco to win a huge bounty includes a resourceful beauty who has a unique method of killing her prey, a power-tool wielding psychopath and a deadly master of disguise. (Universal Home Video)
Your probable score
?
Ong-Bak 2: The Beginning
A young Thai boxer learns the skills and inner meaning of martial arts. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Hideous Kinky
Hideous Kinky is the story of two sisters (seven and five years old) traveling with their hippie mother from London to Morocco in the late 60's... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Water
Set in 1938 Colonial India, against Mahatma Gandhi's rise to power, Water begins when 8-year-old Chuyia is widowed and sent to a home where Hindu widows must live in penitence. (Fox Searchlight)
Your probable score
?
Spirited Away
From the legendary director Hayao Miyazaki ("Princess Mononoke") (Studio Ghibli), this film follows the fanciful adventures of a ten-year-old girl named Chihiro, who discovers a secret world when she and her family get lost and venture through a hillside tunnel.
Your probable score
?
Garip
Turkish version of Charlie Chaplin's 'The Kid'.
Your probable score
?
The Wind
A plains-woman faces the harshness and isolation of the untamed land in the Western frontier of the late 1800s. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Stuart Little 2
Stuart's mother is being over-protective of him, especially when he narrowly escapes injury in a soccer game. His big brother George has also made a new friend, Will, so Stuart is feeing lonely. Stuart rescues a canary, Margalo, from a falcon; she moves in with the Littles. One day, Margalo is nowhere to be found, so Stuart and Snowbell set out across the city to find her while George covers for Stuart (the first time he's had to lie). (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Triangle
Passengers of a yachting trip in the Atlantic Ocean are struck by mysterious weather conditions, so they jump to another ship only to experience greater havoc on the open seas.
Your probable score
?