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The Count of Monte Cristo
Alexandre Dumas's classic story of an innocent man wrongly but deliberately imprisoned and his brilliant strategy for revenge against those who betrayed him. (Touchstone Pictures)
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Ink
As the light fades and the city goes to sleep, two forces emerge. They are invisible to us except for the power they exert over us in our sleep. (imdb)
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Inside
Still grieving over her recently deceased boyfriend, a pregnant woman becomes haunted by a mysterious woman. (imdb)
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La Gueule ouverte
The film recounts with Bressonian sobriety the story of a family coping with the imminent death of their mother. As she slips away from life, she confronts her 34-year relationship with her philandering, alcoholic husband, and comforts her dutiful and affectionate but feckless son, who searches for release from his anguish in anonymous sex. Nathalie Baye is quietly wrenching as the daughter-in-law. (cinema.ucla.edu)
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Schitt's Creek (2015) - TV Series
When rich video store magnate Johnny Rose, and his family suddenly find themselves broke, they are forced to leave their pampered lives to regroup in Schitt's Creek. (imdb)
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Chalet Girl
Pretty tomboy Kim Matthews, 19, used to be a champion skateboarder - but now she's stuck in a job in Alps trying to support her Dad... (imdb)
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Danny Collins
An old letter written to him by John Lennon and Yoko Ono inspires an aging musician to live life differently, and he sets out to reconnect with his biological daughter. (imdb)
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Hatching
A young gymnast who tries desperately to please her demanding mother, discovers a strange egg. She hides it and keeps it warm, but when it hatches, what emerges shocks them all. (imdb)
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Venus in Fur
An actress attempts to convince a director how she's perfect for a role in his upcoming production. (imdb)
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Bright Young Things
An adaptation of Evelyn Waugh's novel "Vile Bodies," is a look into the lives of a young novelist, his would-be lover, and a host of young people who beautified London in the 1930s. (imdb)
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