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The Orphanage
Laura returns to the house where she was raised, and decides to transform it into an orphanage. Soon, her son, Simón, makes an invisible friend... (imdb)
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Devilman: Crybaby
Demons invade humanity after being frozen in ice for millions of years. Akira, a timid boy, is tasked by his friend Ryo to merge with one of these demons in order to be able to fight back against them for the sake of humanity. (imdb)
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Three Little Pigs
When a hungry wolf starts blowing down some pigs' houses, they take refuge in their sensible brother's brick house.
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Forces of Nature
Ben Holmes, a professional book-jacket blurbologist, is trying to get to Savannah for his wedding. He just barely catches the last plane, but a seagull flies into the engine as the plane is taking off. All later flights are cancelled because of an approaching hurricane, so he is forced to hitch a ride in a Geo Metro with an attractive but eccentric woman named Sara. (imdb)
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Keyhole
Gangster and deadbeat dad, Ulysses Pick, embarks on an unusual journey through his home. (imdb)
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The Hospital
Black comedy in which a suicidal doctor struggles to find meaning in his life while a murderer stalks the halls of his hospital. (imdb)
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The Women
A wealthy New Yorker leaves her cheating husband and bonds with other society women at a resort. A remake of George Cukor's 1939 film "The Women."
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Machete Kills
The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space. (imdb)
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Your Highness
When Prince Fabious's bride is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous.
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Paranoia
An entry-level employee at a powerful corporation finds himself occupying a corner office, but at a dangerous price: he must spy on his boss's old mentor to secure for him a multi-billion dollar advantage. (imdb)
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