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The adventures of a blind, gambling masseur who also happens to be a master swordsman. (imdb)

A younger sister wishes to switch places with her popular older sister and the two bickering siblings awaken to find the wish has come true. (imdb)

A re-imagining of the original series in which a "rag-tag fugitive fleet" of the last remnants of mankind flees pursuing robots while simultaneously searching for their true home, Earth. (imdb)

Three 12 and 13-year-old girls decide to form a punk band in 1982 Stockholm. (imdb)

A couple in their late 30's sets out to prepare a fake photo album of a pseudo pregnancy period in order to prove their biological tie to the baby they're planning to adopt. (semainedelacritique.com)

Ex-Special Forces operator Frank Martin lives what seems to be a quiet life along the French Mediterranean, hiring himself out as a mercenary "transporter" who moves goods - human or otherwise - from one place to another. No questions asked. Frank's newest transport seems no different from the countless ones he's done in the past. He has been hired by an American known only as "Wall Street" (see Rule Two) to make a delivery, but when Frank stops along route, he notices his "package" is moving... (imdb)

A comedy starring Kemal Sunal as a factory worker who has to deal with kidnapping gangsters.

Something bizarre has come over the land. The kingdom is deteriorating. People are beginning to act strange... What's even more strange is that people are beginning to see dragons, which shouldn't enter the world of humans. Due to all these bizarre events, Ged, a wandering wizard, is investigating the cause... (imdb)

A woman dressed elegantly walks purposely through the water gardens at the Villa d'Este in Tivoli, as the music of Vivaldi's "Winter" movement of "The Four Seasons" plays. Heavy red filters give a blue cast to the light; water plays across stone, and fountains send it into the air. No words are spoken. Baroque statuary and the sensuous flow of water are back lit. Anger calls it "water games."

Short in which Chantal Akerman shows a room in a house