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A Prophet
A young Arab man is sent to a French prison where he becomes a mafia kingpin.
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Now that Frollo is gone, Quasimodo rings the bell with the help of his new friend and Esmeralda's and Phoebus' little son, Zephyr. But when Quasi stops by a traveling circus owned by evil magician Sarousch, he falls for Madellaine, Sarouch's assistant. But greedy Sarousch forces Madellaine to help him steal the Cathedral's most famous bell. (imdb)
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Hare Tonic
Hare Tonic (1945) - Short Film
Bugs Bunny tricks Elmer Fudd into believing his house has been quarantined for something called "rabbititus." (imdb)
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The Great Santini
The four Meechum kids and their mother move from Marine post to Marine post, following their father... (imdb)
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Swades: We, the People
A successful Indian scientist returns to an Indian village to take his nanny to America with him and in the process rediscovers his roots. (imdb)
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La Souriante Madame Beudet
One of the first feminist movies, The Smiling Madame Beudet is the story of an intelligent woman trapped in a loveless marriage. Her husband is used to playing a stupid practical joke in which he puts an empty revolver to his head and threatens to shoot himself. One day, while the husband is away, she puts bullets in the revolver... (imdb)
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Seven Days in May
US military leaders plot to overthrow the President because he supports a nuclear disarmament treaty and they fear a Soviet sneak attack. (imdb)
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being
In 1968, a Czech doctor with an active sex life meets a woman who wants monogamy, and then the Soviet invasion further disrupts their lives. (imdb)
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Naisu no mori: The First Contact
Naisu no Mori: The First Contact is the only film that features an ejaculating Ass-Television that plugs into a schoolgirl's navel to save an alien planet and give birth to a tiny sushi chef. (SFIndie.com)
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Dirty Harry
A San Francisco cop with little regard for rules (but who always gets results) tries to track down a serial killer who snipes at random victims. (imdb)
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