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The Bar
A group of strangers are trapped inside a bar. (imdb)
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Set in the beginning of the 1990s and depicting the "first loves" of different generations, the film focuses on the young grandson of the long-established Arifoðullarý family, Arif Ege, who seeks for his first love. The family elder Arif Arifoðlu is an obstinate, fussy old man, who has quit working long time ago. His son Azmi is just interested in winning his ex wife Nevin back... (iksv.org)
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The Patriot
A respected doctor must race against time to find a cure for a lethal virus, unleashed by a paramilitary militia leader. (IMDB)
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Incredible technology wielded by a mind of infinite evil is threatening the safety of the entire world. To fight the unthinkable, the British government will have to mobilize the extraordinary. This team -- The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen -- is the only thing standing between the future and total destruction. (20th Century Fox)
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Toute la mémoire du monde
Alain Resnais shows how the Bibliothèque Nationale de France functions as a storehouse of the world's knowledge (fischerelsani.net)
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The King of Queens
Delivery man Doug Heffernan has a good life: He's got a pretty wife (Carrie), a big TV and friends to watch it with. Then Carrie's goofy and annoying father Arthur moves in with them. (imdb)
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Chocolate
An autistic woman with powerful martial art skills looks to settle her ailing mother's debts by seeking out the ruthless gangs that owe her family money. (imdb)
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Dodes\
Episodes from the lives of a group of Tokyo slum-dwellers: Rokkuchan, a retarded boy who brings meaning and routine to his life by driving an imaginary streetcar (imdb)
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The Art of the Steal
A third-rate motorcycle daredevil and part-time art thief teams up with his snaky brother to steal one of the most valuable books in the world. (imdb)
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The Children
A relaxing Christmas vacation turns into a terrifying fight for survival as the children begin to turn on their parents. (imdb)
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