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Belle
Period drama inspired by the life of Dido Elizabeth Belle. She was the illegitimate daughter of John Lindsay a Captain in the Royal Navy, stationed in the Caribbean with a Black woman named Maria Belle who bore him a daughter c. 1762. There has been a great deal of speculation about Maria Belle's status: whether enslaved, captured, free and so on. It is likely she was a slave aboard a captured Spanish ship. (imdb)
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The Young Lions
The destiny of two soldiers during World War II. The German officer Christian approves less and less of the war, while the American GI Ackerman climbs the military hierarchy. (imdb)
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Hellsing Ultimate
Hellsing Ultimate (2006) - TV Mini-Series
The vampire Alucard and his newly sired ward Seras tries to protect England from a war-crazed SS-Major who seeks to start an eternal war with his vampire army. (imdb)
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Jane Austen's classic tale of the tangled relationships between lovers from different social classes in 19th century England is faced with a new challenge -- an army of undead zombies. (imdb)
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Cannibal Apocalypse
Giovanni Lambardo Radice and John Saxon are Vietman vets that bring back contagious virus that turn people into cannibals when bitten. (imdb)
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Newark Athlete
Newark Athlete (1891) - Short Film
A young man stands before the camera holding a club in each hand, horizontal to the ground. He raises the heads of the two clubs in unison, by rotating the clubs without lifting his arms. The film then shows the same footage over again, at different speeds. (imdb)
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Bedazzled
Stanley is a short order cook, infatuated with Margaret, the statuesque waitress who works at Whimpy Burger with him (imdb)
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Süt kardesler
A comedy about soldiers, set in the Ottoman era
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The Hottie and the Nottie
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. (imdb)
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Stage Beauty
Based in the 1660's of London's theatres, this film is about the rules of gender roles in theatre production... (imdb)
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