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Ally McBeal
Ally McBeal (1997) - TV Series
The series follows Ally's trials and tribulations in life through her eyes, and caricaturizes her personal thoughts and fantasies.
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John Wick
An ex-hitman comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that took everything from him. (imdb)
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Thirst
Beloved and devoted priest from a small town volunteers for a medical experiment which fails and turns him into a vampire.
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CSA: The Confederate States of America
CSA: The Confederate States of America, through the eyes of a faux documentary, takes a look at an America where the South won the Civil War. Supposedly produced by a British broadcasting company, the feature film is presented as a production being shown, controversially, for the first time on television in the States. (IFC Films)
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Cousin Ben Troop Screening with Jason Schwartzman
A short movie trailer for Wes Anderson's "Moonrise Kingdom".
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Bill Burr: I\
Bill Burr, comedian, holds a show in front of an audience. (imdb)
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Her Smell
A self-destructive punk rocker struggles with sobriety while trying to recapture the creative inspiration that led her band to success. (imdb)
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Homework
A series of interviews with Iranian children about homework and expectations, both familial and institutional, reveals dysfunction in both the school system and their family life.
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I Spy
Fists fly and the fighting gets down and dirty when undefeated middle-weight champion Kelly Robinson (Murphy) finally meets his match, Bureau of National Security super-agent Alex Scott (Wilson), in this hilarious adventure. It's hate at first sight when the two are unwittingly paired up to track down the Air Force's missing stealth bomber, the country's new top secret weapon. (Sony Pictures)
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La Voltige
La Voltige (1895) - Short Film
In the background is a house. In the foreground, a groom holds the reins of a sleek black horse that stands in profile. A tall man, dressed in a black uniform, demonstrates how to mount the horse then encourages and tries to assist a man in white. The man in white keeps falling, and soon it's apparent that he's an putting on a show. His pratfalls become more elaborate and stylish. The horse stands patient. The little groom laughs to see such sport. (imdb)
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