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A cafe owner discovers that the TV in his cafe suddenly shows images from the future, but only two minutes into the future. (imdb)

Jabari is a charming, streetwear-clad artist on the cusp of real success. After a chance run-in with his cool new photographer neighbor, Meadow, Jabari has to figure out whether he can make space for love in his life. (imdb)

What happens after Tanner is outed by his classmates and becomes the title "gay best friend" for three high school queen bees?

Gods and Generals, the screen adaptation of Jeff Shaara's heralded best-selling novel and prequel to the acclaimed drama "Gettysburg," is and epic and sweeping portrayal of a nation divided at the start of the Civil War. (Warner Bros.)

A recently slain cop joins a team of undead police officers working for the Rest in Peace Department and tries to find the man who murdered him. (imdb)

Jordan White and Amy Blue, two troubled teens, pick up an adolescent drifter, Xavier Red. (imdb)

Brad and Dusty must deal with their intrusive fathers during the holidays. (imdb)

A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps -- and become a porn star.

A videogaming boy, seemingly doomed to stay at his trailer park home all his life, finds himself recruited as a gunner for an alien defense force. (imdb)

Five people's lives that are curiously intertwined happen to all be at a diner at the same time. An old man (Hall) gives advice to a young man (Baltz) about his cheating wife and best friend. A newlywed couple argues over the wife loosing money in Vegas playing craps. And a hit man buys some coffee and cigarettes and greets the man in his trunk. (imdb)