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The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)
Set in an American maximum security prison in the middle of the desert. (imdb)
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My Life as a Zucchini
Courgette is an intriguing nickname for a 9 year old boy. Although his unique story is surprisingly universal.After his mother's sudden death Courgette is befriended by a police officer Raymond, who accompanies him to his new foster home filled with other orphans his age.At first he struggles to find his place in this strange at times, hostile environment. Yet with Raymond's help and his new found friends Courgette eventually learns to trust, finds true love and at last a new family of his own. (imdb)
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Le Notti Bianche
A humble clerk courts a woman who night after night awaits for the return of her lover. (imdb)
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Le Divorce
In this modern-day comedy of manners, American sisters Isabel (Hudson) and Roxy (Watts) come face to face with the complicated social mores of French society. Cultures clash and scandals ensue as the sisters learn what it really takes to be an American in Paris. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
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Durusma
A Turkish comedy from 1999
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Paris, je t\
Through the neighborhoods of Paris, love is veiled, revealed, imitated, sucked dry, reinvented and awakened.
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Taxi 3
A gang of thieves calling themselves the Santa Claus Gang are wreaking havoc, and the police can't keep up... (imdb)
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The Minus Man
Vann Siegert (Wilson) is a kind, unnoticeable drifter who rolls into a quaint coastal town looking to start over. (Shooting Gallery)
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Ghoulies II
Ghoulies II picks up a short time after the first movie, a few of the little nasties stow away on an amusement park ride and bring big bucks to a dying fair. The creatures are mad after an attempt to kill them, so the creatures go on a rampage... (imdb)
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Japón
Taking its title from the Japanese symbol of the rising sun, Reygadas unapologetically uses widescreen cinema, the most lush of formats, as a backdrop for exploring thorny issues of life and death. (Film Forum)
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