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La Sortie des usines Lumière
The 'plot' is outlined by the title: the film consists of a single shot of workers leaving the Lumiere factory, and the film would be of virtually no interest (except to students of late 19th century clothing) were it not for the fact that it was the first film ever to be projected to a paying audience, and is consequently one of the most important films in the history of the cinema (imdb)
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US Go Home
US Go Home (1994) - Season 1, Episode 2
In the sixties, in a suburb near Paris, Martine wants to lose her virginity. (imdb)
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The Burbs
An overstressed suburbanite and his paramilitaric neighbor struggle to prove their paranoid theory that the new family in town is a front for a cannibalistic cult. (imdb)
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Cleanskin
Ewan is a secret service agent faced with the task of pursuing and eliminating a suicide bomber and his terrorist cell. (imdb)
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Recep Ivedik 2
His grandmother has three last wishes from Recep: He must find a job, he must marry, and he must become a respectable man. The movie is a series of comedic situations Recep falls into while trying to accomplish these three rules.
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Gate of Flesh
After World War II, some Tokyo prostitutes band together with a strict code: no pimps, attack any street walker who comes into our territory... (imdb)
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The Perfect Date
To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion.
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Sick Girl
Sick Girl (2006) - Season 1, Episode 10
When an cryptic package arrives on the doorstep of introvert entomologist Ida Teeter (Angela Bettis) from her father in Brazil, inside is a mysterious beetle which gets lose and bites Ida's latest lesbian lover Misty (Erin Brown) who then undergoes a slow transformation into an insect herself and sets upon to spread the contagion to Ida herself before anyone catches on. (imdb)
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Sunshine
The Sun is being destroyed from inside out by a type of highly stable form of matter that renders nuclear fusion impossible, by turning common matter on its own kind. The only hope is to send a team of astronauts to detonate a massive, highly energetic bomb, able to destroy this strange matter and restore Sun's natural state. (imdb)
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Pee-wee\
A fateful meeting with a mysterious stranger inspires Pee-wee Herman to take his first-ever holiday in this epic story of friendship and destiny. (imdb)
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