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A sexy, witty, emotional and life-affirming story of friendship and family, which shows that even through difficult times the love, strength, and humor of the ones closest to you can make life, no matter how brief, worth living. (Strand Releasing)

Some people go to a restaurant to hear the singer Emel Sayin. They get beaten up and thrown out after a long chain of misunderstandings and decide to get revenge... by kidnapping Emel Sayin! (IMDB Comments)

A group of travelers spend the night in the mansion of an elderly couple who are dollmakers. However, one of the travelers' children discovers that the dolls the couple makes are actually humans that the couple has miniaturized and turned into tools for their evil plans. (imdb)

Charlie and his troublesome cousin Paulie decide to steal $150000 in order to back a "sure thing" race horse that Paulie has inside information on... (imdb)

Revolves around a monster attack in New York as told from the point of view of a small group of people. (imdb)

Hud Bannon has always preferred drinking, fighting and womanizing to the very traditional ways of his father... (imdb)

Warren Haggerty is the chief editor of the New York Evening Star. He keeps on delaying his marriage... (imdb)

Three disabled friends want to get laid in Punta del Cielo, Spain. Together with a female busdriver they make a trip from belgium to there.

After his entire department is outsourced, an American novelty products salesman (Hamilton) heads to India to train his replacement. (imdb)

Caesar has had enough when another legion is hacked to pieces by the damned single indomitable village in Gaul because of the druid's magic potion, so he decides to tackle the problem at the root before conspiratorial senators exploit his humiliation: sycophant Lucullus is ordered to capture the druid (believed immortal) and push him over the edge of the earth... (imdb)