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A group of online justice seekers track down a guy who posted a video of him killing kittens.
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The Official Story
Alicia Marnet de Ibáñez is a high school history professor and a well-to-do housewife in Buenos Aires, circa 1983, after the fall of the "junta militar" that had taken over the government since 1976. She has a husband, Roberto, who is a succesful lawyer and a five-year-old adopted daughter. (imdb)
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Black Crab
To end an apocalyptic war and save her daughter, a reluctant soldier embarks on a desperate mission to cross a frozen sea carrying a top-secret cargo. (Netflix)
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Müslüm
A biopic about turkish vocal artist Müslüm Gürses. (imdb)
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Symetria
A graduate student, Łukasz, spends a lonely evening at the cinema. On the way home he is suddenly arrested and wrongly accused of assault. The only witness to the crime is the victim, an elderly woman, who picks him out of the line-up at the police station...
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Overboard
Rich bitch Joanna hires country carpenter Dean to build a closet on her yacht. When the two don't see eye-to-eye, Dean is left unpaid while Joanna sets sail. (imdb)
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Troll
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (imdb)
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Günesi gördüm
A mountain village perched on the border between two worlds... The home, for generations, of the Altun family... But with the introduction of forced migration policies, the family finds itself wrenched from the village. This is the story of their relocation from east to west. Haydar and Isa Altun arrive with their respective families in Istanbul, where they decide to stay. But Davut Altun, his wife and children set their sights further afield and travel on to Norway... (imdb)
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How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Armed with a "How to..." manual, an ambitious window washer seeks to climb the corporate ladder. (imdb)
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The Foreigner
Quan Ngoc Minh is a humble London businessman whose long-buried past erupts in a revenge-fuelled vendetta when his teenage daughter dies in a senseless act of politically motivated terrorism. His relentless search to find the terrorists leads to a cat-and-mouse conflict with a British government official Hennessy, whose own past may hold the clues to the identities of the elusive killers. (en.wikipedia.org)
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