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Bardo (or False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths)
Follows a renowned Mexican journalist and documentary filmmaker who returns home and works through an existential crisis as he grapples with his identity, familial relationships, the folly of his memories. (IMDb)
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That Darn Cat
A maid is kidnapped and scratches a message onto D.C. the cat's collar and when his owner Patti discovers this, she plays amateur detective with the help of D.C. to try to find the culprits. (imdb)
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Le Weekend
Revisiting Paris for the first time since their honeymoon, a long-married British couple (Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan) run into an old colleague (Jeff Goldblum) and discover a new vision of what life and marriage might be. (tiff.net)
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Cold Comfort Farm
In England in the early 1930's, 20 year old Flora Poste, recently orphaned and left with only 100 pounds a year... (imdb)
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Aftershock
In Chile, a group of travelers who are in an underground nightclub when a massive earthquake hits quickly learn that reaching the surface is just the beginning of their nightmare. (imdb)
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The Dirties
Two best friends are filming a comedy about getting revenge on the bullies at their high school. One of them isn't joking. (imdb)
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Meikyû monogatari
An omnibus that consists of three short anime films based on the short stories written by novelist Taku Mayumura: "Labyrinth Labyrinthos", "The Running Man" and "Order To Stop Construction".
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Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. 2nd GIG - Individual Eleven
The year is 2030, and an influx of refuges have effortlessly transformed themselves into a terrorist organization known as the "Individual Eleven." With a sadistic intent of mass destruction, will they triumph in victory or discover the gloomy pitfalls of defeat? The Individual Eleven tells the story of the entire second season of Stand Alone Complex as a 2-hour film. (mania.com/ghost-shell-stand-alone-complex-2nd-gig-individual-11_article_79809.html)
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Dear John
While on leave, a U.S. soldier (Channing Tatum) falls for a Southern college student (Amanda Seyfried) whose conservative ideals and heartfelt principles are at once attractive and unfamiliar. But their love is put on hold when the 9/11 terrorist attacks prompt John to reenlist. Now, handwritten letters are the only thing holding the pair together. Lasse Hallstrom directs this modern romance based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks.
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Le quattro volte
An old shepherd lives his last days in a quiet medieval village perched high on the hills of Calabria, at the southernmost tip of Italy. He herds goats under skies that most villagers have deserted long ago. He is sick, and believes to find his medicine in the dust he collects on the church floor, which he drinks in his water every day (imdb)
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