Cinema Addict - 1269 Rankings
Member Since: Mar 23, 2011
Location: AK, USA
Bio: My ranking guide:Over 50-I'd recommend it. Some on the lower end in the 50's and 60's maybe only for certain occasions.
50-hilariously bad. so bad they need to be seen. the kind of film that deserves a 0 and a 100 at the same time.
Under 50-would not recommend most of these films. Some would be ok in a certain situation, like with rifftrax or if your lady is all into it and you have no spine.
|8 T1||Twilight (2008) - Sep 02, 2011
"Despite the score, I have learned something very valuable from Twilight. Bitches love it when you sneak in their house and watch them sleep. DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS IN MY NEAR FUTURE!!!!"
|94 T10||Adaptation. (2002) - Dec 12, 2011
"People made a big deal about Nolan's dream within a dream within a dream. That however is amateur shit compared to Kaufman's movie writer on a movie set in a movie within a movie about a movie writer writing the movie that is in the movie that is the movie that you are watching. "
|30 T2||My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) - Oct 27, 2011
"They wanted to make My Big Fat Jew Wedding, but some big shot exec was like, "You can't put Jew in a movie title." They decided to go with Greek because what the shit are they gonna do about it, they are still resting on the laurels of a civilization that's been dead for thousands of years. "
|48 T3||Mary Poppins (1964) - Feb 29, 2012
"Magical. When it's on tv I disappear from the room. "
|65 T5||Thor: The Dark World (2013) - Nov 11, 2013
"It's always fake Loki. It was fake Loki a bunch of times and I called it every time. Knowing that it is fake Loki is like curling up under a warm blanket. Thor will leave you to protect the nine realms but fake Loki will fake Loki fake Loki. See Thor saw fake Loki but knew it was fake Loki so he told fake Loki to real Loki to not fake Loki. Then real Loki real Loki'd, but then fake Loki'd while being real Loki so Thor thought fake Loki fake Loki...aw fuck it. "
|49 T3||Akeelah and the Bee (2006) - Dec 28, 2013
"I was in a spelling bee once, I won't tell you about it because spelling bees are boring."
|84 T8||Moonrise Kingdom (2012) - Oct 26, 2013
"Notable in that this is the film that convinced me Wes Anderson is not pretentious, but he really just has a style that he developed and enjoys and is not trying to shove some sort of deeper meaning into his work by way of style. Now please excuse me while I take my afternoon tea before I go monocle shopping. "