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Cinema Addict - 1383 Film Ratings

Member Since: Mar 24, 2011

Location: AK, USA

Bio: My ranking guide:Over 50-I'd recommend it. Some on the lower end in the 50's and 60's maybe only for certain occasions.
50-hilariously bad. so bad they need to be seen. the kind of film that deserves a 0 and a 100 at the same time.
Under 50-would not recommend most of these films. Some would be ok in a certain situation, like with rifftrax or if your lady is all into it and you have no spine.
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84 77% Moonrise Kingdom (2012) - Oct 26, 2013
"Notable in that this is the film that convinced me Wes Anderson is not pretentious, but he really just has a style that he developed and enjoys and is not trying to shove some sort of deeper meaning into his work by way of style. Now please excuse me while I take my afternoon tea before I go monocle shopping. "
48 24% Mary Poppins (1964) - Mar 01, 2012
"Magical. When it's on tv I disappear from the room. "
30 12% My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) - Oct 27, 2011
"They wanted to make My Big Fat Jew Wedding, but some big shot exec was like, "You can't put Jew in a movie title." They decided to go with Greek because what the shit are they gonna do about it, they are still resting on the laurels of a civilization that's been dead for thousands of years. "
49 25% Akeelah and the Bee (2006) - Dec 28, 2013
"I was in a spelling bee once, I won't tell you about it because spelling bees are boring."
90 93% The Elephant Man (1980) - Dec 12, 2014
"Maybe I missed the point of the film, but I don't see the problem with exploiting grossly oversized physical features for profit. Well, guess I'm off to Hooters for their world famous chicken wings!"
65 42% Thor: The Dark World (2013) - Nov 11, 2013
"It's always fake Loki. It was fake Loki a bunch of times and I called it every time. Knowing that it is fake Loki is like curling up under a warm blanket. Thor will leave you to protect the nine realms but fake Loki will fake Loki fake Loki. See Thor saw fake Loki but knew it was fake Loki so he told fake Loki to real Loki to not fake Loki. Then real Loki real Loki'd, but then fake Loki'd while being real Loki so Thor thought fake Loki fake fuck it. "
94 98% Adaptation. (2002) - Dec 12, 2011
"People made a big deal about Nolan's dream within a dream within a dream. That however is amateur shit compared to Kaufman's movie writer on a movie set in a movie within a movie about a movie writer writing the movie that is in the movie that is the movie that you are watching. "