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Clark Nova

Celluloid Junkie - 3664 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 16, 2011

Location: USA

more Recent Ratings
94 71% The 15:17 to Paris (2018) - Mar 18, 2018
98 85% Paterson (2016) - Mar 18, 2018
90 60% 300 (2007) - Mar 18, 2018
58 20% Wonder Woman (2017) - Nov 28, 2017
"Danny Huston's sexy jiggling jowls make this movie."
85 51% Justice League (2017) - Nov 28, 2017
"GIVE ME HOMOEROTIC SNYDER FILM OR GIVE ME WHEDON'S DEATH! Maybe both?"
84 50% Murder on the Orient Express (2017) - Nov 28, 2017
"Damn it! is it Nightmare on Elm Street again for Depp? at least Kenneth doesn't run around shirtless like in his lesser adaptation.... ooooooo burn!!!! FIRE BAD!!!"
91 66% The Joneses (2009) - Nov 28, 2017
"Blueray of film=$4.25 Duchovny's dick game with m&m candy incorporated = Priceless sexiness!!!"
74 35% Graffiti Bridge (1990) - Sep 30, 2017
100 94% Under the Cherry Moon (1986) - Sep 30, 2017
"You don't have win oscars to turn me on/I just need your run time and a good song/You don't need directorial experience to turn me out/Just leave it all up to Razzies to shit on a good film but you and i know what it's all about/You don't to have be howard to fuck a duck but the Razzies really do suck/ Ain't no award show I'm less compatible with so they can just suck muh muh muh Prince's dick..yes ah huh"