Darren

darren
Celluloid Junkie - 4484 Film Ratings
Member Since: 06 Nov 2010
Location: Canada
TCI: not enough ratings
Films in Common: 0
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Bio: watch good movies or die

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more Recent Ratings

74 63% Dune: Part Two (2024) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"you could get lost in the density of everything on screen in a good way but a lot of it lacks any flair that vibes in a way I like. There’s a lack of any humanity or vibrancy that epics I enjoy have. No shit it wouldn’t hold a candle to Griffith or Lean but I feel a kinship more to the Alexander’s of the world than this. A sort of self seriousness that needs to be attached to any sort of adaptation these days. Comics and sci fi are no longer pulpy. Money has replaced true invention."
71 57% All of Us Strangers (2023) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"When they start singing pet shop boys while decorating the Christmas tree I was nearly crying which I haven’t done in a long time at the cinema. Haigh knows how to craft these waves of emotion in movies. Even if they border on the saccharine"
60 30% Drive-Away Dolls (2024) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"There’s a certain few inspired sequences but mostly just annoying. It is very obvious that it is a dated script."
49 20% Downhill (1927) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"can’t believe hitch could make something so dull"
80 76% The Damned (1969) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"A perverted lavish demon movie"
45 18% The Hobby (2024) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"Fuck josh luger and his backwards baseball cap wearing life. Dude just gives off douche vibes from every pore. Love cards hate the way a lot of people talk about them now. I have my big losses but I also funded a trip selling Luka Doncic cards so it ain’t all bad"
78 71% Slow Machine (2020) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
69 50% It's a Boy Girl Thing (2006) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"Thing is when you’re a person like me who has seen so many of the late 90’s-00’s teen comedies you think you can’t be surprised anymore but I was at how much I actually laughed at this. Nice and sweet"
65 37% Stingaree (1934) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
76 67% New Year, New You (2018) - Rated 05 Apr 2024
"Shockingly good social media satire slasher. Great twist and some decent kills. Shame stuff like this is buried on streamer nonsense"