Celluloid Junkie - 2674 Film Ratings
Member Since: Nov 6, 2010
Bio: NDN living in so called Canada.
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|79 68%||Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) - Jan 17, 2019
"Has obvious similarities writing wise to every Lord/Miller project where it uses the genre the film in described as to deconstruct it. Jokes come at a quick pace and the animation is a nice experiment. A little hard on this guy’s eyes but whatever. My issue is the same issue that plagued The LEGO Movie and Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs in that within the confines of a children’s picture they aren’t able to fully spread their wings. Please for the love of Christ make a clone high movie!"
|74 60%||Movie Crazy (1932) - Jan 15, 2019
"Probably the funniest Lloyd to me. Sure, it’s the same gags over and over but that’s part of the charm. He’s not Keaton or Chaplin get over it people. "
|70 53%||Speedy (1928) - Jan 15, 2019
"More of a time piece than a movie to me. A couple decent gags here or there. Loved the Coney Island scenes. Also babe Ruth!"
|65 42%||Kiss Me, Stupid (1964) - Jan 15, 2019
"Lacks the pace and wit of other wilder movies but damn this just oozes sleeze. Weird performances, weird movie."
|20 6%||Return to Macon County (1975) - Jan 15, 2019
"The last like 20 minutes salvage this thing. This film is clearly a victim of the original Macon County’s success. The other one flawlessly tapped into the culture of the time and this one just reeks of IM STILL COOL KIDS. Nolte is okay. I get a lot of people probably got their first touch of titty during this but it don’t make it good."
|83 74%||Macon County Line (1974) - Jan 15, 2019
"Sets the tone for what’s basically the best type of horror flicks to come. Along with TCSM brings the rural gothic to the big screen. Lacks the full aesthetic punch of TCSM but it has its own charm and a certain darkness of its own."
|10 3%||Home Base (2002) - Jan 15, 2019
"I liked when he fucked the mailbox other than that a pretty excruciating 10 minutes"
|70 53%||Moment of Truth: Stalking Back (1993) - Jan 15, 2019
"His whole life is umpiring junior softball"
|70 53%||The Golden Coach (1953) - Jan 11, 2019|
|35 15%||Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) - Jan 09, 2019
"It’s a movie where any edge has been throughly dulled. From the story to the direction. It definitely feels like a film where too many hands were involved. There’s an obvious reason for this because of Singer being a shitbag but yeah. I like Malek tho and the scene with the cross fades set to another one bites the dust. Like VH1’s Def Leppard made for TV movie but with better production."