Eldritch50

eldritch50
Flick Fan - 61 Film Ratings
Member Since: 21 Feb 2013
Location: Providence, RI, USA
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40% Aeon Flux (2005) - Rated 17 Jul 2013
"Didn't I write this in Junior High School?! ...I'd better go check my old notebooks, I might be able to sue someone. I wouldn't have thought it possible to make a movie that couldn't be saved by sexy ladies in tight leather. Oh well!"
88 76% Shutter Island (2010) - Rated 17 Jul 2013
96 95% Inception (2010) - Rated 17 Jul 2013
80 68% ThanksKilling (2009) - Rated 17 Jul 2013
"Some idiots with what appears to be a Sony Handicam and no budget (and a sometimes really immature sense of humor) made one of the most entertaining schlock-fests I've ever seen. Intensely fun."
7% Transformers (2007) - Rated 16 Jul 2013
"I wish I could rank this franchise in negative numbers, because that is the only way to accurately rank a movie that makes you feel like your fucking brain is falling out."
88 76% The Third Man (1949) - Rated 29 Apr 2013
"The greatest film that Jack White has ever directed!"
98 98% The Pianist (2002) - Rated 29 Apr 2013
78 66% Zazie Rides The Metro (1960) - Rated 29 Apr 2013
"I spent two weeks making a painting based on this. That's how good it is!"
88 76% The Girl at the Monceau Bakery (1963) - Rated 29 Apr 2013
85 72% Breathless (1960) - Rated 29 Apr 2013
"This awesome movie left me completely -- Wait for it! -- ....Satisfied."